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#1 Carole Keller

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Posted 11 January 2018 - 02:23 PM

A Bears fan, a Packers fan and a Vikings fan are climbing up a mountain and get into an argument about who is the most loyal to their team. The Bears fan declares his love yelling, ‘This is for CHICAGO!’ and jumps off the mountain. The Vikings fan is next to declare his love and yells, ‘This is for MINNESOOOOOOOTA!’ and pushes the Packers fan off the mountain.

Hehe 😉 😃 😂
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Posted 14 January 2018 - 06:59 PM

Mike Zimmer and Sean Payton walk into a bar with 29 seconds to go....

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Posted 14 January 2018 - 07:10 PM

Holy COW!

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Posted 14 January 2018 - 07:19 PM

Mike Zimmer and Sean Payton walk into a bar with 29 seconds to go.....

.... and Mike says, "sure, go ahead and kick your lousy field goal. I've got a plan." :)

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Posted 14 January 2018 - 07:45 PM

I think it's funny that I was screaming at the top of my lungs at Diggs to get out of bounds. 

 

 

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Posted 14 January 2018 - 07:54 PM

I think it's funny that I was screaming at the top of my lungs at Diggs to get out of bounds.


He didn't listen, did he?

Maybe next time?
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Posted 14 January 2018 - 08:43 PM

I think it's funny that I was screaming at the top of my lungs at Diggs to get out of bounds.

I think I saw Zimmer admit he was saying that too.
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Posted 14 January 2018 - 11:03 PM

Minnesota teams always lose at the last second. What went wrong? I'm still thinking there is going to be some sort of review tomorrow and the touchdown gets called back.
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Posted 14 January 2018 - 11:55 PM

Minnesota teams always lose at the last second. What went wrong? I'm still thinking there is going to be some sort of review tomorrow and the touchdown gets called back.

It was very odd seeing the dejected faces of the Saints players.
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Posted 15 January 2018 - 04:31 AM

I saw that Sean Payton's replay monitor was broken during the game.

 

Maybe somebody put a bounty on it?

 

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Posted 15 January 2018 - 07:52 AM

I feel like this here thread deserves an actual joke of some sort, much like the OP.

I shall cogitate thereupon...

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Posted 15 January 2018 - 08:22 AM

A Bears fan, a Packers fan and a Vikings fan are climbing up a mountain and get into an argument about who is the most loyal to their team. The Bears fan declares his love yelling, ‘This is for CHICAGO!’ and jumps off the mountain. The Vikings fan is next to declare his love and yells, ‘This is for MINNESOOOOOOOTA!’ and pushes the Packers fan off the mountain.
Hehe

From what I could see this year, most of the Packer fans had already jumped off the mountain voluntarily. He must have been the last holdout? :)
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#13 Carole Keller

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Posted 15 January 2018 - 08:48 AM

 

From what I could see this year, most of the Packer fans had already jumped off the mountain voluntarily. He must have been the last holdout? :)

A true fan ... just not truer :)

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Posted 15 January 2018 - 10:29 AM

From what I could see this year, most of the Packer fans had already jumped off the mountain voluntarily. He must have been the last holdout? :)


If it is a true mountain, i'm still waiting to see how long it takes them to figure out they're roped together...

That Minesota fan now has to haul them all back to safety.
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Posted 15 January 2018 - 11:02 AM

yess....the last five minutes of that game caused me much anxiety, heartburn, which no amount of skol could cure.

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Posted 15 January 2018 - 11:32 AM

"Karma Baby, Karma", Brett Favre from the seat of his tractor somewhere in Mississippi......

 

 

SKOL!

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Posted 15 January 2018 - 11:54 AM

 

"Karma Baby, Karma", Brett Favre from the seat of his tractor somewhere in Mississippi......

 

 

SKOL!

 

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Posted 15 January 2018 - 11:59 AM

BTW, the tractor is equipped with a 65 inch 4K TV.  Brett can afford it.


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Posted 15 January 2018 - 12:06 PM

 

BTW, the tractor is equipped with a 65 inch 4K TV.  Brett can afford it.

65 inch TV, climate controlled cab, and... a drink holder!

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Posted 15 January 2018 - 12:15 PM

 

65 inch TV, climate controlled cab, and... a drink holder!

Just one drink holder?

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