- How To cheat and lie
- How to break the law and get away with it
- How to seduce under aged women
- Oh, don't let me forget - The art of pitching
I think this could go down as one of the better moves the Twins could make... maybe one of the greatest in the history of this franchise. Baseball needs Roger Clemens, the game hasn't been the same since he left. I for one am proud of myself for putting this thread out their promoting this American Hero, Moral Warrior, True Champion of Humanism and Protector of Virtue.
All Hail Roger Clemens!!!