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#21 Dave The Dastardly

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Posted 24 August 2017 - 06:18 PM

 

 

Special shout out to Blake for taking on game thread duty for the final 3/5ths of this series.

Nicely done, and thank you!

Which reminds me...we have two games left this month in need of volunteers...8/30 and 8/31. PM me and Chitown.

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#22 USAFChief

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Posted 24 August 2017 - 06:20 PM

 

What does the first sentence have to do with the third?

Two of the three things mentioned in those two sentences happen pretty much every night?

Cutting my carbs...with a pizza slicer.


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Posted 24 August 2017 - 06:20 PM

Have a second strawberry margherita and then it'll either make sense or all will be forgiven. If it doesn't, have another margherita.


Just have another margherita anyway, make it a double...then come post something.
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Posted 24 August 2017 - 06:22 PM

Just have another margherita anyway, make it a double...then come post something.

Just be careful that you don't pass the point of enlightenment.
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#25 twinsnorth49

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Posted 24 August 2017 - 06:22 PM

Sitting in my recliner, done with work for the week. Ballgame on. I might have a cocktail or three myself.

Three? What's the plan for the 2nd inning?
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Posted 24 August 2017 - 06:25 PM

Three? What's the plan for the 2nd inning?

Get out of the recliner and go get more...

What are you, a rookie?
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Posted 24 August 2017 - 06:26 PM

Just be careful that you don't pass the point of enlightenment.


Dare i ask...

What's the point of enlightment?

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Posted 24 August 2017 - 06:27 PM

Get out of the recliner and go get more...

What are you, a rookie?

Get out of the recliner? That's what children are for...or dogs.

Who's the rookie pal?
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Posted 24 August 2017 - 06:27 PM

 

I just sat down to a juicy bacon, mushroom, Swiss burger with a glass of Cabernet. Not the greatest pairing, but it's filling the void.

Social faux pas! Everybody knows burgers are best washed down with a brewski. And an after burger burp is mandatory. Cabernet, unfortunately doesn't provide the necessary explosion. Brush up on your etiquette, please!

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Posted 24 August 2017 - 06:27 PM

 

Get out of the recliner and go get more...

What are you, a rookie?

Ask Mrs Chief for a refill or three.

 

What are you, single?

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Posted 24 August 2017 - 06:27 PM

Dare i ask...

What's the point of enlightment?

One can not define it, but you'll know when you've reached it.

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Posted 24 August 2017 - 06:29 PM

Ask Mrs Chief for a refill or three.

What are you, single?


Ok, you went there. Waiting on Chitown response in 3....2....
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#33 USAFChief

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Posted 24 August 2017 - 06:29 PM

 

Dare i ask...

What's the point of enlightment?

Uh...you just did.

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Posted 24 August 2017 - 06:30 PM

Ask Mrs Chief for a refill or three.

What are you, single?

No. That's why I didn't suggest it. Mrs. Wsnydes "isn't my own personal bartender" as she puts it.
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Posted 24 August 2017 - 06:32 PM

Social faux pas! Everybody knows burgers are best washed down with a brewski. And an after burger burp is mandatory. Cabernet, unfortunately doesn't provide the necessary explosion. Brush up on your etiquette, please!

As a non-beer drinker, the preferred beverage of choice is usually whiskey but wine works pretty well with a good burger as well. Class it up, man!
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Posted 24 August 2017 - 06:32 PM

No. That's why I didn't suggest it. Mrs. Wsnydes "isn't my own personal bartender" as she puts it.


My wife didn't dignify it with a response.....unless you consider hysterical laughter a response.
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Posted 24 August 2017 - 06:32 PM

Ask Mrs Chief for a refill or three.

What are you, single?


Who doesn't have their fridge next to the recliner?

Suboptimal living room layout...

And Garver did not get his first hit...

Maybe next time.
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Posted 24 August 2017 - 06:33 PM

As a non-beer drinker, the preferred beverage of choice is usually whiskey but wine works pretty well with a good burger as well. Class it up, man!


A non beer drinker?

Wut?
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Posted 24 August 2017 - 06:33 PM

Get out of the recliner? That's what children are for...or dogs.

Who's the rookie pal?

Don't have kids and my dog spills too much of the whiskey. Sometimes it's best just to do things yourself...as unfortunate as that may be at times.
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Posted 24 August 2017 - 06:34 PM

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Why am I off work on Friday, you ask?

 

Well, there are maximum pilot hours per week by law, that I'm bumping up against here.

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