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#21 Puckett34

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Posted 17 July 2017 - 02:03 PM

 

Motion denied.Got it.

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#22 Dave The Dastardly

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Posted 17 July 2017 - 02:04 PM

When I was younger I was judged mental.

 

Now that I am older I've become judgmental.

 

Personally, I can't tell the difference.

 

You be the judge.

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#23 Han Joelo

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Posted 17 July 2017 - 02:45 PM

These puns rule.
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Posted 17 July 2017 - 03:06 PM

 

The jury is out on us I think.

 

Am I doing this right?

Yes, and no, the jury is not out on any of you! ;)

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Posted 17 July 2017 - 03:07 PM

These puns rule.


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#26 Puckett34

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Posted 17 July 2017 - 03:11 PM

 

Yes, and no, the jury is not out on any of you! ;)

Could you say, don't judge a book by its cover?

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Posted 17 July 2017 - 03:13 PM

 

These puns rule.

I think this is where the judge (me) yells, 'SUSTAINED!'

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Posted 17 July 2017 - 03:14 PM

 

Could you say, don't judge a book by its cover?

How do you know I haven't read the book? I have secret powers, you know. Mwahahahahahaha!!!

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Posted 17 July 2017 - 03:18 PM

 

How do you know I haven't read the book? I have secret powers, you know. Mwahahahahahaha!!!

What's the ruling on secret powers?

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Posted 17 July 2017 - 03:20 PM

 

What's the ruling on secret powers?

It's a secret.

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#31 Craig Arko

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Posted 17 July 2017 - 03:30 PM

How do you know I haven't read the book? I have secret powers, you know. Mwahahahahahaha!!!


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Posted 17 July 2017 - 03:58 PM

 

I will be the model of restraint regarding puns for this one, but its driving me nuts.

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Posted 17 July 2017 - 04:16 PM

Garrett Cooper is making his debut today and playing first base. 

 

I am doing all in my power to be positive about this, even though I grew up with a couple of his older brothers, and they're kinda dickbags.

 

I'll just keep reminding myself it's not his fault.

Edited by 70charger, 17 July 2017 - 04:21 PM.

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Posted 17 July 2017 - 04:33 PM

The moderators will be the judge of that.


The moderators seem to make a lot of wrong calls, some of which affect the outcome of the baseball game (thread). The technology exists for electronic moderation.
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#35 Craig Arko

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Posted 17 July 2017 - 04:40 PM

The moderators seem to make a lot of wrong calls, some of which affect the outcome of the baseball game (thread). The technology exists for electronic moderation.


Careful what you wish for.

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Posted 17 July 2017 - 04:54 PM

I hope Molitor's ready to challenge some plays tonight.Since, in my experience, an Aaron Judge usually gets overturned on appeal.

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Posted 17 July 2017 - 05:18 PM

anyone here read Blood Meridian?

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Posted 17 July 2017 - 05:28 PM

 

How do you know I haven't read the book? I have secret powers, you know. Mwahahahahahaha!!!

 

As soon as you mention that you have "secret powers"... the adjective vanishes and they immediately become "powers". 

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Posted 17 July 2017 - 05:37 PM

 

anyone here read Blood Meridian?

 

 

 

Usually when I read... it'll be Twinsdaily or my wife's mood. 

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Posted 17 July 2017 - 05:37 PM


aside from the lacerating wit and wisdom displayed at twins daily, all the "clever" judge-related wordplay can't end soon enough ...




aside from the lacerating wit and wisdom displayed at twins daily, all the "clever" judge-related wordplay can't end soon enough ...

You must not be looking forward to the "colon" oscopy jokes tomorrow then...?
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