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#321 milldaddy35

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 09:20 PM

 

Ok Fine

 

But Quit Jinxing Dozier!!!!

Are you not okay with Dozier going 1-4 everyday if the Twins go 146-0 the rest of the way?

 

Selfish. 

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#322 sampleSizeOfOne

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 09:21 PM

I told the truth once.
 
 
I was free to go sleep on the couch.


Sofas are more comfortable, it turns out.

I don't know why... They just are.
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#323 Bark's Lounge

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 09:29 PM

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#324 Blake

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 09:30 PM

 

I told the truth once.

 

 

I was free to go sleep on the couch.

I am essentially lazy, which is why I tell the truth. It's just too much effort to remember the lie.

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#325 David HK

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 09:54 PM

 

Tarantino-esque.

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#326 Circus Boy

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Posted 22 April 2017 - 06:04 AM

 

Yeah, yeah yeah, Sano made the play...nevermind that if it's anyone other than Mauer at first, there's a good chance that ball winds up in the seats.

 

Y'know, Mauer was a goalie in high school. (Or was that Morneau?)

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#327 D. Hocking

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Posted 22 April 2017 - 06:42 AM

 

Y'know, Mauer was a goalie in high school. (Or was that Morneau?)

 

Morneau.  Mauer was actually a pretty decent basketball player.  

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#328 IndianaTwin

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Posted 22 April 2017 - 06:45 AM

 

I can tell you guys the score for tomorrow afternoon if you want to know right now? 

My dad used to brag all the time, "I can tell you what the score of this game is going to be before it even starts."

 

Yeah, Dad, you've said this one before -- 0-0. 

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#329 Blake

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Posted 22 April 2017 - 06:46 AM

 

Morneau.  Mauer was actually a pretty decent basketball player.  

And football player.

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Posted 22 April 2017 - 06:54 AM

My dad used to brag all the time, "I can tell you what the score of this game is going to be before it even starts."

Yeah, Dad, you've said this one before -- 0-0.

Sumbitch is stealing my material!
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I am not the paranoid you're looking for.


#331 USAFChief

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Posted 22 April 2017 - 06:55 AM

Y'know, Mauer was a goalie in high school. (Or was that Morneau?)


Yes.
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#332 spinowner

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Posted 22 April 2017 - 07:55 AM

 

And football player.

He was ranked as the top high school senior in the country and signed a letter of intent to play quarterback at Florida State.

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