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#121 Hrbowski

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Posted 23 April 2015 - 05:07 PM

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#122 Oldgoat_MN

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Posted 23 April 2015 - 05:14 PM

 

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#123 formerly33

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Posted 26 April 2015 - 08:37 AM

I don't see why women swoon over Brad Ausmus, but I guess they're probably from Detroit, so I won't hold it against him. To be completely honest, I did put Ron Gardenhire on my 2014 All Star Good Looking Team.

 

But I'm telling you, this face is a gem. I could stare at it for hours.

 

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#124 formerly33

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Posted 26 April 2015 - 12:36 PM

Two years ago, the blog "Kevin Slowey was Framed!" posted their take why Arcia stands with his hands on his head called:

http://smartpitcher.blogspot.com/2013/05/what-is-oswaldo-arcia-doing-with-his.html

I decided to elaborate on the idea, and here's what I came up with:

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#125 ashburyjohn

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Posted 26 April 2015 - 02:20 PM

It's fun to stay at the Os-Wal-D-O, it's fun to stay at the Os-Wal-D-O... wait, no.

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Posted 30 April 2015 - 09:50 PM

So is it the ‪#‎HowOldRobot‬ or the ‪#‎WhatNumberDoIWearRobot‬?

 

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Posted 30 April 2015 - 10:23 PM

I did about 100 photos of Joe trying to get #7, and this is all I came up with:

 

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Posted 30 May 2015 - 09:44 PM

You come across lots of interesting stuff when you do research on the internet. For instance, I was putting my sleuthing skills to work to try to find everything of importance about Todd Van Steensel, the prospect I'm working on putting a page together for Adopt a Prospect. Now I know that Wiki isn't a reliable source and really shouldn't be used for references in papers of any kind, but I decided to check it out anyway since you never know what you might run into out there.

 

And I'll repeat that - you never know.

 

First I read through the article and found some slight amusement out of the fact that a certain Australian baseball fan (or I at least assume it to be an Aussie) has a somewhat more descriptive way of depicting a brawl than most people I know of:

 

In 2013 Todd unsuccessfully attempted to stop a face off between Sydney Blue Sox catcher Daniel Arribas and Brisbane Bandits runner Patrick Leonard. The incident escalated rapidly after Josh Roberts charged from the Brisbane dugout and tried to remove Arribas' head.

 

Now that isn't the end of my story, either. After laughing a little over that, I scrolled back up, planning on not giving the page a second thought - when an even greater gem caught my eye. It isn't something that would be approved of by Wikipedia's mod squad, but I can't help it and I feel no inclination to start an account to change it.

 

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Posted 02 June 2015 - 08:29 AM

Rene Rivera does his best Willie Mays Hayes impression. LOL.

 

 

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Posted 01 July 2015 - 10:17 AM

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Anyone see the issue?

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#131 AlwaysinModeration

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Posted 05 July 2015 - 05:28 AM

I probably see it and don't realize it....lil help?

#132 TheLeviathan

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Posted 05 July 2015 - 08:17 AM

Looks like he's got the wrong helmet on, that's for a lefty....amiright?

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Posted 05 July 2015 - 12:17 PM

 

Looks like he's got the wrong helmet on, that's for a lefty....amiright?

 

That'd be it. Ear flap is on the wrong side.

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#134 ashburyjohn

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Posted 05 July 2015 - 03:45 PM

Maybe he's worried about high and extremely inside.

 

/ did not spot this on my own, needed the spoiler

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Posted 14 July 2015 - 05:19 PM

Sars & Co decided to rank MLB managerial hotness:

 

http://tomatonation....tness-rankings/

 

Molly comes in at #12, and I felt the Twins Daily community would want to know. :P

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#136 ashburyjohn

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Posted 14 July 2015 - 05:52 PM

Sars & Co decided to rank MLB managerial hotness:

 

http://tomatonation....tness-rankings/

 

Molly comes in at #12, and I felt the Twins Daily community would want to know. :P

John Farrell at #30 is apparently to ugly to live? Based on all the snark, I'd be very reluctant to have my wife submit my photo in a Rate My Husband contest at this site1.

 

1or any site. Because, me.

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#137 ashburyjohn

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Posted 04 August 2015 - 03:41 PM

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A.J. Pierzynski demonstrates how to frame a pitch.

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Posted 04 August 2015 - 04:20 PM

 

Jose Fernandez is becoming one of my favorite players.

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"Did you catch that??"

 

"Yeah, I caught that."

 

"How..."

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Posted 05 August 2015 - 07:22 AM

 

 

AJ does have his moments of awesome.

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Posted 08 August 2015 - 11:43 PM

 

 

I think Pence was actually worried he was going to get rung up




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