Okay, everyone, listen up: The Twins take on Miami today at Miami. Hopefully, the trip will not wear too much on the hometown 9.
Pitching for the Twins: Tyler Duffey
And someone named Chen for Miami
And, with that stuff out of the way, we go on to the usual stream of consciousness known as a "game thread."
1. There have been both a Chief and Riverbrian sighting. I guess they're both coming out of hibernation and checking out the lay of Twins baseball this year. I'm not sure how to interpret the shadows Chief and Brian cast, other than, well, it's Twins baseball.
2. Anyone seen Twinsnorth? Or does Vanimal have him locked up producing SWAG for the "Whine Line?"
3. I'm going to be hopeful and think (expect) the Twins will produce a watchable product this year. Of course, I've not given up on the Tooth Fairy yet either.
4. Danny Santana. Why?
5. Bring back Nick Punto!
That's all folks!!