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#41 GP830

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Posted 09 March 2017 - 01:53 PM

 

Can any Russians pitch?

They do employ a lot of unexpected K's...

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#42 Vanimal46

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Posted 09 March 2017 - 01:55 PM

 

I think the easy answer to this is that he can do many things in the kitchen; flip burgers, man the fryer, take orders, work a drive-thru, etc but does them all about a nearly worst in the biz level.

 

His versatility translates everywhere in real life too! Need him to sweep up a floor? He can do that! Do you also need him to make a Moscow Mule? He can also do that! My god.... The versatility, man! No wonder why he's still employed. 

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Posted 09 March 2017 - 01:59 PM

Dinger, you can't even HANDLE how good the Twins are going to be this year! Are you a BELIEVER? If you're not, get out of our SCORCHING HOT Lounge.


Just answer the damn question!
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#44 Vanimal46

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Posted 09 March 2017 - 02:01 PM

 

The far more important question is whether or not he's had contact with the Russians?

 

У меня нет никаких связей с русскими

 

*cough cough*

What I meant to say was I have not had ANY affiliation with Russians in my life. 

Edited by Vanimal46, 09 March 2017 - 02:01 PM.

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Posted 09 March 2017 - 02:08 PM

 

У меня нет никаких связей с русскими

 

*cough cough*

What I meant to say was I have not had ANY affiliation with Russians in my life. 

Я не вдыхал

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Posted 09 March 2017 - 02:09 PM

 

I am confident everything is going to go smoothly this season that this thread will just be collecting dust.  I anticipate some activity when we blow game 4 of the World Series and miss out on a sweep victory.

You, my friend, have never really learned to whine. It is an art form that is required even in the best of times. If you can't whine while you're ahead, then you should be sent back a grade. Am I not right, Van?

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#47 USAFChief

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Posted 09 March 2017 - 02:14 PM

 

And the mono-syllabic Chief chimes in again ...

False!

 

I'm of northern European descent.

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Posted 09 March 2017 - 02:16 PM

 

False!

 

 

I don't know, Chief ... I think you need to take one of those DNA tests and find out who among us are your cousins.

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Posted 09 March 2017 - 02:17 PM

 

I don't know, Chief ... I think you need to take one of those DNA tests and find out who among us are your cousins.

 

We all know there's a Mikhail in his family tree! 

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Posted 09 March 2017 - 02:18 PM

 

I don't know, Chief ... I think you need to take one of those DNA tests and find out who among us are your cousins.

I took the liberty of lining up a results show on Maury.  It's scheduled for the off day after Opening Day.  I thought the timing to be perfect.

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#51 ashburyjohn

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Posted 09 March 2017 - 02:58 PM

Eeeek ... didn't mean for my post to reflect anything that might be happening in current affairs. Was referencing van's investigative reporting on ModeratorGate. And absolutely nothing else.

 

The similarities were purely coincidental.

 

 

And if you can't see, I'm wearing a halo of innocence as I typed that.

I have recused myself on this matter.

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#52 USAFChief

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Posted 09 March 2017 - 07:03 PM

Long time, many time, etc etc

Van, my man...not baseball related, but do you think the Gophs can knock off Sparty in the B1G tourney Friday?

Thanks, I'll hang up and await your hot take off the air. Great show!!1!
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Posted 09 March 2017 - 07:39 PM

Van Man, need some help!  I can't seem to give away any of my Twins season tickets.  I've tried leaving them in restroom stalls, McDonalds, even orphanages.  No one seems to want them.  Any other ideas?

 

Desperate....

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On a long enough timeline the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.


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Posted 09 March 2017 - 07:48 PM

Van Man, need some help! I can't seem to give away any of my Twins season tickets. I've tried leaving them in restroom stalls, McDonalds, even orphanages. No one seems to want them. Any other ideas?

Desperate....


You can get $0.75/lb at the recycling plant for undesired paper goods. Really adds up, actually.
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Posted 09 March 2017 - 08:03 PM

 

Van Man, need some help!  I can't seem to give away any of my Twins season tickets.  I've tried leaving them in restroom stalls, McDonalds, even orphanages.  No one seems to want them.  Any other ideas?

 

Desperate....

Find a charity you hate and donate them.

You get get a tax write-off and the charity has to tell people that this is what they have to offer folks, resulting in a loss of esteem and a drop in donations.

This is actually a great plan! We could bring down Aryan Nation with this!

Win/win!

 

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Posted 09 March 2017 - 08:07 PM

Long time, many time, etc etc

Van, my man...not baseball related, but do you think the Gophs can knock off Sparty in the B1G tourney Friday?

Thanks, I'll hang up and await your hot take off the air. Great show!!1!


Chief! Welcome back to the show! I am EXTREMELY concerned with their mental toughness this year. As we all know, mental toughness can only be achieved living in below zero temps. Blizzard after blizzard... Walking uphill to school and home both ways!

From all I've heard, Minnesota had a mild winter... How can they get TOUGH?!

My money is on the school from Michigan. They come from tough guy towns that do manly chores like changing the oil in their car! They're not paying someone else to do that for them, no siree...
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Posted 09 March 2017 - 08:53 PM

 

I would be happy to provide my tax returns, but I'm currently being audited.... Soooo.... 

How about those Twins?!

 

EDIT: Any past scandals should be blamed on snepp! 

 

I was/am unaware of any discussions with the Russians that may or may not have occurred in or out of my presence.

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Posted 09 March 2017 - 09:20 PM

Behind the scenes pics of the producers of this show.  Make of it what you will.

 

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#59 Vanimal46

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Posted 10 March 2017 - 09:28 AM

 

Behind the scenes pics of the producers of this show.  Make of it what you will.

 

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I forgot to put this nugget in the intro...

Executive Producer: Denny Hocking

Associate Producer: Bark's Lounge and TwinsNorth

Edited by Vanimal46, 10 March 2017 - 09:30 AM.

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Posted 10 March 2017 - 10:18 AM

This would probably be more appropriate for TwinsNorth:

 

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