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#21 USAFChief

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Posted 27 August 2016 - 11:27 AM

 

The old bat? (Ducking, probably you should too if this was your intended answer.)

Incorrect.  

 

I like it though.

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#22 twinsnorth49

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Posted 27 August 2016 - 11:29 AM

 

psst...hey carny guy...got any more of those "cigarettes" for sale?

How 'bout these ones?

 

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#23 USAFChief

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Posted 27 August 2016 - 11:29 AM

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2016 season, in (carnival) graphic form.

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#24 twinsnorth49

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Posted 27 August 2016 - 11:31 AM

 

That high fastball is to Rosario what catnip is to my cat. They can't lay off, and it makes them look stupid.

Pat Tabler, the Jays colour guy called it right before the pitch.

 

Not exactly going out on a limb mind you.

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#25 USAFChief

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Posted 27 August 2016 - 11:34 AM

 

What do you call Bruce Wayne's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother?

Nana Nana Nana Nana Batman.

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#26 twinsnorth49

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Posted 27 August 2016 - 11:34 AM

 

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2016 season, in (carnival) graphic form.

I'm thinking more this.

 

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#27 70charger

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Posted 27 August 2016 - 11:38 AM

Jack Morris calling Sano out on that terrible checked swing thing he does. Well done.

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Posted 27 August 2016 - 11:41 AM

 

Nana Nana Nana Nana Batman.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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#29 USAFChief

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Posted 27 August 2016 - 11:45 AM

 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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#30 GCTF

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Posted 27 August 2016 - 11:47 AM

A starting pitcher who hasn't pissed his pants before the second inning is finished? Something something subscribe to his newsletter.

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#31 ashbury

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Posted 27 August 2016 - 11:47 AM

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Don't do that!

 

You'll only encourage him.

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If your attack appears to be going well, then you're in an ambush.


#32 USAFChief

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Posted 27 August 2016 - 11:51 AM

Atta kid Mauerzie.

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#33 70charger

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Posted 27 August 2016 - 11:53 AM

Suggested that that might have turned into a hit if it got by Stroman.

 

I'm calling b.s.

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#34 LaBombo

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Posted 27 August 2016 - 11:55 AM

 

That high fastball is to Rosario what catnip is to my cat. They can't lay off, and it makes them look stupid.

 

Bruno: Lay off the high ones.

 

Rosie: I like the high ones.

 

Bruno: Mule!

 

Rosie: Nag!

 

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Posted 27 August 2016 - 11:55 AM

4 ground balls that half inning, for the guy who leads baseball.

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Well, there's that.

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#36 USAFChief

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Posted 27 August 2016 - 11:56 AM

 

Suggested that that might have turned into a hit if it got by Stroman.

 

I'm calling b.s.

You never know.  The second baseman might have been hit by temporary blindness.  Or loss of consciousness.  

 

You never know.

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#37 USAFChief

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Posted 27 August 2016 - 11:56 AM

 

Don't do that!

 

You'll only encourage him.

Too late.

 

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#38 HitInAPinch

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Posted 27 August 2016 - 12:04 PM

 

When is the US going to start displaying those scary ass pictures on cigarette packages? I'm not a smoker but one look at some of those and any temptation to start would quickly be gone.

 

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MOMMY !!

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It's not my fault !


#39 USAFChief

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Posted 27 August 2016 - 12:04 PM

Looked out to me on the tag on the heel.

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#40 LaBombo

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Posted 27 August 2016 - 12:04 PM

 

A starting pitcher who hasn't pissed his pants before the second inning is finished? Something something subscribe to his newsletter.

 

Against the Blue Jays, no less; the team that's been standing in as our substitute AL East El Guapo until the Yankees come to their senses and start slapping the Twins around like a tether ball again.

 

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