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#1 Milkman

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 02:15 PM

per Snepp I'll start it off with- "That's an out in Oakland"

#2 righty8383

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 02:21 PM

___ days until My birthday

#3 greengoblinrulz

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 03:09 PM

major league player

#4 Fatt Crapps

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 06:54 PM

major league player


It's actually major league-type player.

#5 snepp

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 07:00 PM

At the major league level.

#6 greengoblinrulz

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 07:17 PM

At the major league level.

my fault....knew that didnt sound right

#7 mggopher

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 07:46 PM

Dropped the barrel of the bat...

#8 IdahoPilgrim

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 07:50 PM

Pitchers are the best athletes on the field.

#9 snepp

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 07:53 PM

He has all four pitches.

#10 Puckett34

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 08:01 PM

My California math tells me.... and Oh, we're live!?

#11 Bark's Lounge

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 08:10 PM

If my ears did not betray me today, I believe Bert called Willingham "Winningham". Maybe he has a grower for the actress Mare Winningham?

#12 righty8383

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 08:18 PM



Oh, we're live!?


HAHAHAHAHAHAH! That was classic. They could have made a snickers commercial about that one. Wanna get away...

#13 GCTF

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 08:24 PM

Ee-she-ro. Valenchee-a Downward plane

There is no May and Mayer. They're made up.


#14 Puckett34

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 08:31 PM

Middle in Inside out swing

#15 greengoblinrulz

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 08:43 PM

Liriano has 'ace type stuff'

#16 powrwrap

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 08:49 PM

"You are hereby circled." [unbelievable nobody had this one yet.] "Take that pitch and go the other way with it."
[FONT=comic sans ms][COLOR=#000000]"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand." [/COLOR][/FONT]

#17 snepp

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 09:17 PM

With that uppercut swing.... ....and he DID NOT miss it.

#18 Curt

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 09:23 PM

He left that one up.

#19 TwinsFanLV

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 09:41 PM

....without express written consent of the Min-EE-soooo- ta Twins.

#20 IdahoPilgrim

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 09:45 PM

And let's not forget his numerous rants about what the definition of a quality start should be!

#21 jctwins

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 09:51 PM

Adding and subtracting. You are hereby circled!

#22 twinzgrl

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 07:29 PM

and my lovely wife, Gail for Parkinson's cannot be disseminated without the.... Cheecago Happy Birthday young lady (the sign says she's 90)

#23 big dog

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Posted 23 April 2013 - 12:37 PM

Nobody cared about pitch counts in my day.

#24 TheMind07

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Posted 23 April 2013 - 01:12 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAH! That was classic. They could have made a snickers commercial about that one. Wanna get away...


I believe the "wanna get away..." commercial were for Southwest Airlines... Snickers are "you're not yourself when you're hungry"

#25 Alex

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Posted 23 April 2013 - 01:21 PM

With that uppercut swing....



....and he DID NOT miss it.


Had both these in the Arcia HR.

#26 Boom Boom

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Posted 23 April 2013 - 01:29 PM

By my California math

That pitch was right there

Duck-fart (evidently retired by Twins braintrust)

#27 chavez

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Posted 23 April 2013 - 03:46 PM

"He does a good job getting to that balance point" just about sums up his anaylisis of every pitcher in the major leauges.

#28 stringer bell

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Posted 23 April 2013 - 04:05 PM

"almost like a ....."

#29 Ben B

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Posted 23 April 2013 - 04:32 PM

A co-worker pointed this out to me several years ago and it has since driven me crazy. Bert will say "right there" in almost every sentence. Like "That was a good slider right there" or "He goes inside right there for the strikeout."

It's like noticing every time somebody says "um" when they're talking. I can't not notice it now!

#30 Alex

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 07:49 AM

I think that Twins fans are ready and deserving of a more intellectually stimulating broadcast.

*They are not the broadcasters we need, nor the broadcasters we deserve right now.

Edited by Alex, 24 April 2013 - 07:52 AM.