Trades, Trades, Trades in Bizzaro World
Posted 27 July 2012 - 11:34 PM
Posted 28 July 2012 - 01:34 AM
Posted 28 July 2012 - 09:39 AM
Posted 28 July 2012 - 11:13 AM
How do we move there, Bark? And in that universe could we trade Valencia and Blackburn for Trout and Weaver?
Glunn, I am not quite sure. I am working on it. We need to find the specific porthole that can take us to this alternate dimension. Actually the Rainbow Room might be a good starting point. Some of things I seen in that joint had to come from some other dimension - they were not of this plain of existence.
Posted 28 July 2012 - 11:16 AM
And in that universe could we trade Valencia and Blackburn for Trout and Weaver?
You forgot where we trade Matt Capps and Drew Butera's amazing handling abilities for Dylan Bundy and Adam Jones.
Let's save those trades for this off season.
Posted 28 July 2012 - 11:19 AM
Posted 28 July 2012 - 01:37 PM
5. The Twins reveal to the world that deep underneath Target Field they built a super-secret genetics laboratory and have been developing the next generating of superstars. The first product of the Pohlad's mad experiments was made created with dna extracted from Ozzie Smith's beard trimmings and Pete Rose's spittoon. Ozzie Rose becomes the first player to play 2b and SS simultaneously.
6. Their second experiment, a Barry Bonds/Mark McGuire hybrid, overdoses on HGH, grows 20 ft tall and goes on a rampage, flattening much of the western suburbs. It is then immediately signed by the Yankees.
@#&%!!! I can't wait... this is my kind of baseball!
Edited by Bark's Lounge, 28 July 2012 - 04:10 PM.
Posted 28 July 2012 - 08:44 PM