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Game Thread, Blue Jays v. Twins May 22 1:10pm

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#41 HitInAPinch

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Posted 22 May 2016 - 12:23 PM

3 runs have scored and JUST NOW, FSN is showing the Twins defense graphic   

 

:) :go: :banghead: :jump: :roll: :blush:

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Posted 22 May 2016 - 12:24 PM

Hey, it's a replay of last night's Saints game, only the Saints are being played by the Blue Jays. Do you think they will let Phil go 3 innings and 13 runs?

 

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Posted 22 May 2016 - 12:25 PM

Yeah, that Bautista guy.......just don't bother, K?


Enough.
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Posted 22 May 2016 - 12:26 PM

 

Dozier hitting .204 with .291 obp just doesn't make sense leading off. I don't understand this somebody explain.

 

Because, Mr. Smith, 2 + 2 = 5.

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Posted 22 May 2016 - 12:26 PM

Well, glad I checked in, back to Canada-Finland gold medal intermission at the WHC.

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Posted 22 May 2016 - 12:30 PM

They should put one in his ribs on the first pitch.


Not sure that's enough, Jose typically responds to those much the same way he's already playing.
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Posted 22 May 2016 - 12:30 PM

Well, at least Bert had a good story about Ted Williams...

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Posted 22 May 2016 - 12:32 PM

 

Good grief. Is Phil an MLB pitcher or is Hughes throwing BP?

 

DL or DFA Phil.

 

Those are the choices at this point.

 

I'm off to pressure wash. 

I'll gopher a sandwich,


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Posted 22 May 2016 - 12:33 PM

My Minnesota math tells me it's probably nap time.

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Posted 22 May 2016 - 12:34 PM

Bremer starting in with the "Mauer's not getting the calls he used to" stuff again.
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Posted 22 May 2016 - 12:37 PM

I'll gopher a sandwich,

Speaking of Gophers baseball.....
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Posted 22 May 2016 - 12:38 PM

What's red and smells like blue paint?

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Posted 22 May 2016 - 12:39 PM

I can see why Terry has the GM job if he came up with the notion that Dozier is pull happy. I don't think anyone else has figured that out.

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Posted 22 May 2016 - 12:39 PM

Bremer starting in with the "Mauer's not getting the calls he used to" stuff again.


It would be great to reverse time and give him the knees, hips, back, shoulders, elbows, eyesight and muscles he used to have, also.
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Posted 22 May 2016 - 12:39 PM

 

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint? Logical but not very funny, I suppose.

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#56 HitInAPinch

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Posted 22 May 2016 - 12:42 PM

 

I can see why Terry has the GM job if he came up with the notion that Dozier is pull happy. I don't think anyone else has figured that out.

It's starting to feel like a Bill the Cat kinda day!

 

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Posted 22 May 2016 - 12:43 PM

Red paint? Logical but not very funny, I suppose.


Yeah, but it's a Chief joke so it's probably right.
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Posted 22 May 2016 - 12:44 PM

Suzuki homers here and ties the game.






Hahahahahaha ...
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Posted 22 May 2016 - 12:45 PM

It's starting to feel like a Bill the Cat kinda day!
 
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Miss that one
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Posted 22 May 2016 - 12:45 PM

 

What's red and smells like blue paint?

You asked that question last year ... you'd think at least you could've switched it up a bit.

 

What's blue and smells like red paint?

 

Though of course, if I smelled like red paint, I'd be pretty blue ...

 

In this case, would the answer be Always or blue paint?

 

Oh wait ... I know the answer.

 

Yes.

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