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Game Thread, Blue Jays v. Twins May 22 1:10pm

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#181 Bark's Lounge

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Posted 22 May 2016 - 03:50 PM



Throughout this whole series, I had this gut feeling that something just wasn't right, that the force of the Rally Roger was in jeopardy. Following some frantic research, I discovered an underground plot with the moniker of "Blue Jays Daily," an unauthorized affiliation which has gone unnoticed by the Canadian government for some months now.


Faithfully perusing the ignominious, moderator-less forums of their private website for hours on end, I finally discovered a disgraceful rally icon which has been used repeatedly throughout this season, not so much to lead Toronto's baseball team to victory, but rather to blaspheme the Rally Roger. Of course, the icon had to be destroyed at once; this photo is proof of the culmination of my efforts.




Unfortunately, as the series is now over, this may be seen as an unnecessarily vile act by some, but it was an action which needed to be taken in order to protect the sacred image of the Rally Roger.


I would like to dedicate this act to Twinsnorth49 and Bark's Lounge.


Long live the Rally Roger!

Raise it high with god damn pride!

Rally Roger.jpg

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#182 Platoon



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Posted 22 May 2016 - 04:36 PM

Off the top of my head, I'd like to watch the sandhill crane migration, also college world series

Don't forget that huge arch over I80. :)
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#183 twinsnorth49


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Posted 22 May 2016 - 04:40 PM

World Champs again....ho hum  :) .


And the tournament MVP is our future 1st round pick, double win!




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#184 GCTF


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Posted 22 May 2016 - 05:30 PM


World Champs again....ho hum  :) .


And the tournament MVP is our future 1st round pick, double win!

high five

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