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#41 DaveW

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Posted 30 July 2015 - 01:40 PM

Twins medical staff hard at work:

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#42 Willihammer

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Posted 30 July 2015 - 01:42 PM

Kennys Vargas stays under 300 pounds without PEDs.

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#43 Willihammer

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Posted 30 July 2015 - 01:45 PM

Twins fans when Joe Mauer swings at the first pitch

 

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#44 DaveW

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Posted 30 July 2015 - 01:45 PM

Carl Pohlad politely asks for the public's assistance for the building of Target Field.

 

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#45 DaveW

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Posted 30 July 2015 - 01:49 PM

Calvin Griffith gives online dating a go:

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#46 Willihammer

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Posted 30 July 2015 - 01:59 PM

Dan Gladden reacts to Eddie Rosario catching a fly ball with his sunglasses on top of his hat during a day game.

 

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#47 Willihammer

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Posted 30 July 2015 - 02:04 PM

Twins fans react to a replay challenge in the 5th inning of a tie game.

 

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#48 Jaykay

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Posted 30 July 2015 - 02:12 PM

Danny Santana showing up for batting practice. 

 

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#49 Jaykay

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Posted 30 July 2015 - 02:27 PM

Reporter to Ron Gardenhire: "Which advanced metrics do you typically use to assess your team's performance?"

 

Gardy:

 

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#50 DaveW

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Posted 30 July 2015 - 02:40 PM

"We win, we dance"

 

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#51 ALessKosherScott

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Posted 30 July 2015 - 02:47 PM

Adam Brett Walker makes a list of everyone and thing who has struck him out this year:

 

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#52 FattCrapps

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Posted 30 July 2015 - 03:22 PM

 

Paul Molitor deciding whether Boyer or Fien will pitch the 8th

 

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I'm seein' double here.  Four Krustys!

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#53 DaveW

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Posted 30 July 2015 - 03:36 PM

"I'd, like to request $17 for a Baseball Prospectus subscription" - TR to the Pohlads

 

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#54 DaveW

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Posted 30 July 2015 - 03:38 PM

 

FYI, You are doing it wrong bud.

 

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#55 DaveW

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Posted 30 July 2015 - 03:41 PM

Anthony LaPanta gears up for yet another riveting FSN Northpost game report.

 

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#56 DaveW

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Posted 30 July 2015 - 03:53 PM

Dave St Peter sells the real reason to come out to target field, new food options!

 

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#57 Hosken Bombo Disco

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Posted 30 July 2015 - 03:56 PM

New Twins reliever makes Target Field debut

 

 

 

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#58 Hosken Bombo Disco

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Posted 30 July 2015 - 04:18 PM

 

 

Twins 2014 outfield reacts to fly ball

 

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Opponents stealing on Twins catchers

 

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How the Twins front office determined whether Pelfrey or May should stay in the rotation:

 

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and, I'm done :)

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#59 Jham

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Posted 30 July 2015 - 04:35 PM

DaveW and Brock debating D Santana vs. E Escobar at short.

 

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#60 Jham

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Posted 30 July 2015 - 04:42 PM

Torii Hunter starts a blog.

 

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