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#381 GCTF

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Posted 16 February 2018 - 07:48 AM

Falvey and Levine explain their off season strategy to improve the starting rotation

 

 

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#382 DaveW

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Posted 16 February 2018 - 09:12 AM

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Twins Rubes Congratulate Falvey and Levine for finishing in the top 5 of the Yu Darvish Sweepstakes 

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#383 Vanimal46

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Posted 16 February 2018 - 09:52 AM

Pictured: The Twins' off-season plan vs. reality

 

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#384 DaveW

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Posted 16 February 2018 - 10:47 AM

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Pictured: Twins fans sobriety after realizing that Kyle Gibson is our likely opening day starter.

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#385 DaveW

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Posted 16 February 2018 - 10:49 AM

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Pictured: mere weeks before opening day Falvine and Levine try to find their 5th starter on the FA market.

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#386 DaveW

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Posted 16 February 2018 - 10:51 AM

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Pictured: Twins brass knowing that despite all the bitching about their cheapness, we will all continue to watch, root and spend money on this stupid team.

Aaron Hicks 2017 stats so far (5/17/17): .326 BA .464 OBP .616 SLG 1.080 OPS  7 HR 19 RBI 6 SB 22 BBs 1.8WAR
 


#387 DaveW

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Posted 16 February 2018 - 10:52 AM

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Pictured: Live look-in at DaveW after the Twins lose yet another wild card game against the Yankees 18-3

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#388 DaveW

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Posted 16 February 2018 - 10:57 AM

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Pictured: Jim Pohlad listens to Falvey and Levine's pleas to let them offer Yu Darvish a 6th year.

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#389 DaveW

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Posted 16 February 2018 - 11:03 AM

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Pictured: Flashback Friday: Brock goes on his first date with Mrs. Brock and drops his best line.

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#390 Vanimal46

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Posted 16 February 2018 - 11:20 AM

 

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Pictured: mere weeks before opening day Falvine and Levine try to find their 5th starter on the FA market.

 

Tough crowd for John Lackey...


#391 Vanimal46

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Posted 16 February 2018 - 11:26 AM

Pictured: Twins fans on games that the number 4 or 5 starter is pitching. 

 

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#392 Hosken Bombo Disco

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Posted 16 February 2018 - 11:51 AM

funniest-simpsons-gifs-haha-you-love-me.Pictured: Twins brass knowing that despite all the bitching about their cheapness, we will all continue to watch, root and spend money on this stupid team.

so true

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Game and an old timer's game. - Vin Scully


#393 Mike Sixel

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Posted 16 February 2018 - 11:59 AM

No chance I spend money, even if I was in Minnesota.
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One of the best opening day rosters in years. Now go get 'em.


#394 DaveW

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Posted 16 February 2018 - 05:00 PM

simpsons.jpgPictured: Terry Ryan gives Falvey and Levine some sage advice after the "Sanchez to fix the rotation" signing.

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#395 DaveW

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Posted 16 February 2018 - 05:03 PM

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Pictured: 4/4/18 Annibal Sanchez throws his first pitch for his new club: The Minnesota Twins.

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#396 jimmer

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Posted 16 February 2018 - 08:53 PM

 

Pictured: Twins fans on games that the number 4 or 5 starter is pitching. 

 

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right now, could change that to 2-5, and later 3-5.


#397 GCTF

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Posted 17 February 2018 - 01:21 PM

Annibal Sanchez is ready to go.

 

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#398 Vanimal46

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Posted 09 June 2018 - 09:24 PM

Pictured: Current state of Twins' fans...

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#399 GCTF

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Posted 16 June 2018 - 04:30 PM

The Sano reset begins...

 

 

 

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