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#381 GCTF

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Posted 16 February 2018 - 07:48 AM

Falvey and Levine explain their off season strategy to improve the starting rotation

 

 

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#382 DaveW

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Posted 16 February 2018 - 09:12 AM

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Twins Rubes Congratulate Falvey and Levine for finishing in the top 5 of the Yu Darvish Sweepstakes 

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<p>Aaron Hicks 2017 stats so far (5/17/17): .326 BA .464 OBP .616 SLG 1.080 OPS 7 HR 19 RBI 6 SB 22 BBs 1.8WAR

#383 Vanimal46

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Posted 16 February 2018 - 09:52 AM

Pictured: The Twins' off-season plan vs. reality

 

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#384 DaveW

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Posted 16 February 2018 - 10:47 AM

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Pictured: Twins fans sobriety after realizing that Kyle Gibson is our likely opening day starter.

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<p>Aaron Hicks 2017 stats so far (5/17/17): .326 BA .464 OBP .616 SLG 1.080 OPS 7 HR 19 RBI 6 SB 22 BBs 1.8WAR

#385 DaveW

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Posted 16 February 2018 - 10:49 AM

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Pictured: mere weeks before opening day Falvine and Levine try to find their 5th starter on the FA market.

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<p>Aaron Hicks 2017 stats so far (5/17/17): .326 BA .464 OBP .616 SLG 1.080 OPS 7 HR 19 RBI 6 SB 22 BBs 1.8WAR

#386 DaveW

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Posted 16 February 2018 - 10:51 AM

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Pictured: Twins brass knowing that despite all the bitching about their cheapness, we will all continue to watch, root and spend money on this stupid team.

<p>Aaron Hicks 2017 stats so far (5/17/17): .326 BA .464 OBP .616 SLG 1.080 OPS 7 HR 19 RBI 6 SB 22 BBs 1.8WAR

#387 DaveW

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Posted 16 February 2018 - 10:52 AM

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Pictured: Live look-in at DaveW after the Twins lose yet another wild card game against the Yankees 18-3

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<p>Aaron Hicks 2017 stats so far (5/17/17): .326 BA .464 OBP .616 SLG 1.080 OPS 7 HR 19 RBI 6 SB 22 BBs 1.8WAR

#388 DaveW

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Posted 16 February 2018 - 10:57 AM

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Pictured: Jim Pohlad listens to Falvey and Levine's pleas to let them offer Yu Darvish a 6th year.

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<p>Aaron Hicks 2017 stats so far (5/17/17): .326 BA .464 OBP .616 SLG 1.080 OPS 7 HR 19 RBI 6 SB 22 BBs 1.8WAR

#389 DaveW

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Posted 16 February 2018 - 11:03 AM

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Pictured: Flashback Friday: Brock goes on his first date with Mrs. Brock and drops his best line.

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<p>Aaron Hicks 2017 stats so far (5/17/17): .326 BA .464 OBP .616 SLG 1.080 OPS 7 HR 19 RBI 6 SB 22 BBs 1.8WAR

#390 Vanimal46

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Posted 16 February 2018 - 11:20 AM

 

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Pictured: mere weeks before opening day Falvine and Levine try to find their 5th starter on the FA market.

 

Tough crowd for John Lackey...


#391 Vanimal46

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Posted 16 February 2018 - 11:26 AM

Pictured: Twins fans on games that the number 4 or 5 starter is pitching. 

 

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#392 Hosken Bombo Disco

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Posted 16 February 2018 - 11:51 AM

funniest-simpsons-gifs-haha-you-love-me.Pictured: Twins brass knowing that despite all the bitching about their cheapness, we will all continue to watch, root and spend money on this stupid team.

so true

#393 Mike Sixel

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Posted 16 February 2018 - 11:59 AM

No chance I spend money, even if I was in Minnesota.
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One of the best opening day rosters in years. Now go get 'em.


#394 DaveW

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Posted 16 February 2018 - 05:00 PM

simpsons.jpgPictured: Terry Ryan gives Falvey and Levine some sage advice after the "Sanchez to fix the rotation" signing.

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<p>Aaron Hicks 2017 stats so far (5/17/17): .326 BA .464 OBP .616 SLG 1.080 OPS 7 HR 19 RBI 6 SB 22 BBs 1.8WAR

#395 DaveW

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Posted 16 February 2018 - 05:03 PM

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Pictured: 4/4/18 Annibal Sanchez throws his first pitch for his new club: The Minnesota Twins.

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<p>Aaron Hicks 2017 stats so far (5/17/17): .326 BA .464 OBP .616 SLG 1.080 OPS 7 HR 19 RBI 6 SB 22 BBs 1.8WAR

#396 jimmer

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Posted 16 February 2018 - 08:53 PM

 

Pictured: Twins fans on games that the number 4 or 5 starter is pitching. 

 

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right now, could change that to 2-5, and later 3-5.


#397 GCTF

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Posted 17 February 2018 - 01:21 PM

Annibal Sanchez is ready to go.

 

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Get Ry Cooder to sing my eulogy.


#398 Vanimal46

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Posted 09 June 2018 - 09:24 PM

Pictured: Current state of Twins' fans...

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#399 GCTF

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Posted 16 June 2018 - 04:30 PM

The Sano reset begins...

 

 

 

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Get Ry Cooder to sing my eulogy.