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#1 DaveW

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Posted 30 July 2015 - 10:51 AM

How it works:

Post a classic Simpsons image along with a Twins related (or baseball related, but lets keep in most Twins related) caption.

 

The winner (chosen by me) at the end of August will win a pair of Twins tickets to a September game (They will be nosebleeds FYI)

 

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Pictured: TR with his prospects in their original packaging, talking trades with other GM's.

 

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Pictured: GM Terry Ryan asks Jim Pohlad for permission to add payroll at the deadline.

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Pictured: Chuck Knoblauch getting ready for his Twins HOF ceremony.

 

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Pictured: Carlos Silva enjoys his pre-game meal.

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#2 DaveW

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Posted 30 July 2015 - 10:55 AM

Pictured: Twins fans when May is brought into yet another 5 run game.

 

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Edited by DaveW, 30 July 2015 - 10:56 AM.

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#3 DaveW

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Posted 30 July 2015 - 10:57 AM

Pictured: Torii Hunter teaches the youngsters some veteran techniques.

 

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Aaron Hicks 2017 stats so far (5/17/17): .326 BA .464 OBP .616 SLG 1.080 OPS  7 HR 19 RBI 6 SB 22 BBs 1.8WAR
 


#4 Cap'n Piranha

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Posted 30 July 2015 - 11:13 AM

Pictured: Terry Ryan on whether his bullpen is at risk of burning down.

 

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#5 awinter

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Posted 30 July 2015 - 11:13 AM

 

Can someone teach me how to add an image?


#6 Cap'n Piranha

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Posted 30 July 2015 - 11:16 AM

Pictured: Oswaldo Arcia, on his new, healthy, eating habits.

 

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#7 Cap'n Piranha

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Posted 30 July 2015 - 11:19 AM

Pictured: Terry Ryan with a chart of his top trade targets.

 

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#8 FattCrapps

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Posted 30 July 2015 - 11:24 AM

JR: "Do you have any RP's available?"

 

A.J. Preller: "Yeah, a couple..."

 

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#9 DaveW

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Posted 30 July 2015 - 11:28 AM

Ricky Nolasco goes for a quick stroll after signing a 4 year contract with the Twins:

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#10 dougkoebernick

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Posted 30 July 2015 - 11:28 AM

PICTURED: Paul Molitor and Terry Ryan letting the Twins Daily posters what they think of their reactionary posts. 

 

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#11 DaveW

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Posted 30 July 2015 - 11:29 AM

Paul Molitor teaches Brian Dozier the fine art of bunting.

 

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#12 DaveW

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Posted 30 July 2015 - 11:33 AM

Paul Molitor deciding whether Boyer or Fien will pitch the 8th

 

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#13 jaimedude2

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Posted 30 July 2015 - 11:34 AM

 

PICTURED: Paul Molitor and Terry Ryan letting the Twins Daily posters what they think of their reactionary posts. 

 

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This gif would be better if they were wearing whitie tighties instead of just a full on moon. We get that they don't give two bleeps what anyone of us thinks, but still more funny with the old man skivies on. 


#14 DaveW

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Posted 30 July 2015 - 11:37 AM

 

Sid Hartwell writing his latest Twins column.

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#15 DaveW

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Posted 30 July 2015 - 11:38 AM

Twins fans patiently waiting for a move at the trade deadline.

 

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#16 DaveW

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Posted 30 July 2015 - 11:40 AM

Anthony Swarzak finds a career post baseball.

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#17 DaveW

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Posted 30 July 2015 - 11:42 AM

Trevor May languishing away in the bullpen.

 

 

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#18 Willihammer

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Posted 30 July 2015 - 11:47 AM

Jack Goin explains DIPS theory to Rob Antony

 

 

 

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#19 Willihammer

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Posted 30 July 2015 - 11:51 AM

Jim Pohlad discusses a contract extension with Terry Ryan

 

 

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Well, there's that.

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#20 GCTF

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Posted 30 July 2015 - 11:51 AM

From 2007....Sidney Ponson prepares for his final Twins start.

 

 

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Dressed in black, tossin' back a shot of rye.