If Plouffe reads Twins Daily... An open letter
Posted 15 June 2012 - 10:08 PM
Posted 15 June 2012 - 10:45 PM
If you read Twins Daily... I want to point out that among a few others... Bark's Lounge and Glunn had your back all along.
Personally I thought you could establish yourself as a MLB player if you stopped swinging at crap and you've stopped. However, in all honesty... I wasn't sure if you'd stop and I certainly did not expect this kind of performance under any circumstance.
Bark and Glunn they never lost faith and I give them full credit for expressing it in the face of a stiff wind.
Trevor... I think you should seek these individuals out and reward them with some of your comp tickets. If you keep this up... There will be a Plouffe section at target field. These guys should be sitting front row.
One last thing Trevor... Always remember... A truly wise man does not play leapfrog with a unicorn and never ask the barber if you need a haircut.
Hello River Brian. I appreciate you backing me up on the Plouffe subject. The problem is that I have met Plouffe and hung out with him at Hubert's and beyond. I thought we had a good time hanging out and thought we had struck up a friendship. This is the email he sent to me:
Hello Bark. Was that you parked in the front of my townhouse last night? With your binoculars and hanging out of your car window - that **** kind of creeps me out. Given we had a few drinks and a couple of laughs a week or so ago and the good times seemed to be flowing. I somewhat regret having the after bar party at my place. I appreciate the fact that you brought over some ladies and we were able to kick it and relax, but there was no way I could have thought that Veronica was your girlfriend - damn dude, I am sorry. The sad thing is that I think I am in love with her. Bro, I don't want to screw with your life and I hope we are cool. Veronica has told me that you should pick up the kids at 8:30 - other than that I hope you are well and Win Twins!
River Brian - this is what I am dealing with...uuhhgg....
Edited by Bark's Lounge, 15 June 2012 - 10:52 PM.
Posted 15 June 2012 - 10:55 PM
Posted 15 June 2012 - 11:11 PM
Thanks Brian for your kind words. I am honored to even be mentioned in the same post as Plouffe and Bark's Lounge. But the truth is that the founder of Plouffetism was Bark's Lounge. At best, I have merely been Bark's first disciple -- the Garfunkle to his Simon.
The true genius and visionary behind the Plouffetistic philosophy is Bark, and I am hoping that, for the good of the team, Plouffe and Bark can come to terms about this Veronica situation.
Glunn, we are the OG's of Plouffetism, hands down and equals. I didnt want to speak for you. Damn that Veronica and Damn that Plouffe!!!
Posted 15 June 2012 - 11:31 PM
Posted 15 June 2012 - 11:59 PM