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Game Thread: Twins v Pale Hose, 9/2 @ 7:10pm CT

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#221 ashburyjohn

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Posted 02 September 2014 - 09:42 PM

Assemble the firing squad. It is time for me to die.

 

Sorry TD participants. I worked and hoped hard for our cause.

Well Dick.We had our chance.No telling what happens if you break the tie in the 7th or 8th.But Suzuki needed to get a hit in the 9th for a certain win, and didn't.

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#222 big dog

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Posted 02 September 2014 - 09:42 PM

I understand why Jim Thome killed us.I understand why Frank Thomas killed us.But why does Tyler Stinkin' Flowers have to kill us???

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#223 hawkiconk

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Posted 02 September 2014 - 09:42 PM

has anyone seen tyler flowers and johnny bench in the same room together?

i thought not....
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#224 USAFChief

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Posted 02 September 2014 - 09:43 PM

All things considered, I was having more fun outside than when I came back to the game.

 

I was staining the deck.

 

/ go ahead, try to find something funny about that.

Oliveros wasn't having much fun either.  He was staining his pants.

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#225 Bark's Lounge

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Posted 02 September 2014 - 09:45 PM

Nope Bark... Won't do it. We are instead going to make you official TD Head Cheerleader.

We reward effort on this site and you gotta a good soul and the effort was honest.

Now go find a cute dress for your avatar and keep keeping on.

I was always hoping for someone to free me to do that. I love to play Barbie. If it is a dress you want - a dress it what you will have! :)

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#226 Platoon

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Posted 02 September 2014 - 09:46 PM

Well dick, I hear a large woman singing

Well Bert, she actually started singing in about mid May, but you were on your 3 week golf vacation in Florida

Well dick that explains it, they don't have fat women in Florida!
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#227 Riverbrian

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Posted 02 September 2014 - 09:48 PM

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#228 ashburyjohn

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Posted 02 September 2014 - 09:49 PM

they don't have fat women in Florida!

And another entry in the Things Never Ever Said Before On The Internet Until It Was Said Here On Twins Daily file!

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#229 LaBombo

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Posted 02 September 2014 - 09:49 PM

All things considered, I was having more fun outside than when I came back to the game.

 

I was staining the deck.

 

/ go ahead, try to find something funny about that.

Nothing funny about that.No need to defend.

 

But that still doesn't explain what you were 'staining' your 'deck' whi.

Edited by LaBombo, 02 September 2014 - 09:52 PM.

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#230 ashburyjohn

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Posted 02 September 2014 - 09:56 PM

Nothing funny about that.No need to defend.

 

But that still doesn't explain what you were 'staining' your 'deck' whi.

It's 'top secret'.I could 'tell' you, but then I'd have to 'kill' you.

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#231 LaBombo

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Posted 02 September 2014 - 10:07 PM

I could 'tell' you, but then I'd have to 'kill' you.

Fair enough, Kelly...