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#61 Halsey Hall

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Posted 01 September 2014 - 01:34 PM

Plouffe.Nuff said.

he gone!


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Posted 01 September 2014 - 01:36 PM

Plouffe.Nuff said.


I figured you'd find your way in to make a post after that.
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#63 Craig Arko

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Posted 01 September 2014 - 01:36 PM

Plouffe.Nuff said.


Vargas not turning the DP didn't help either.

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Posted 01 September 2014 - 01:37 PM

I don't know... But I'm betting Glunn is a Boxer guy.

He likes dogs.

This is what I would like to see.

 

Glunn does a remake of Lionel Richie's All Night Long Music Video, but instead of it taking place on the street and having human beings in it, it takes place at a Dog Birthday Party and dogs replace the humans. I think that would be pretty damn awesome. I can envision it in my mind as I type this.

 

P.S. Sorry Glunn, I'm still obsessed with Dog Birthday Parties. :)

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#65 Carole Keller

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Posted 01 September 2014 - 01:41 PM

He can't bunt, but Schafer can sure run.
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Posted 01 September 2014 - 01:43 PM

I doubt the Twins could have turned 3-6-3 DP. Maybe if he touched first and threw home.

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Posted 01 September 2014 - 01:43 PM

Brian, you must really love Schafer. His uniform is really dirty.
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Posted 01 September 2014 - 01:44 PM

ESPN tells me the 3rd baseman made an error. Maybe we can make the Birds pay for their previous perfidy.

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Posted 01 September 2014 - 01:45 PM

I doubt the Twins could have turned 3-6-3 DP. Maybe if he touched first and threw home.


Yeah. Maybe. Definitely 'more upset' with the Plouffe error.
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Posted 01 September 2014 - 01:46 PM

With the Dozier K, I now doubt the Twins will score this inning.

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Posted 01 September 2014 - 01:46 PM

Mauer really needs to come through for us here.

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Posted 01 September 2014 - 01:47 PM

With the Dozier K, I now doubt the Twins will score this inning.


Mauer doubter. :P
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Posted 01 September 2014 - 01:48 PM

I can't help myself but that broke so many rules of improv.


Yeah... Like I said... The Students weren't very good.

You're a letter carrier delivering mail to Joe Mauer who is at home nursing a bruised pancreas... So you are Joe Mauer and you are the doctor... GO

Mailman: Good afternoon Joe... Here's your mail for today. I counted them... 75 letters... That's down from the 300 a day you were getting last year.
Joe: It's not your job... To count how many pieces of mail I get.
Mailman: Actually it is... I'm a mailman.
Doctor: Hello... I'm a doctor... Is there anything I can do to help.
Joe: yeah... My pancreas has landed me on the DL and I make 23 million dollars a year.
Mailman: take your shirt off... Let me take a look at it.
Doctor: you dropped some mail... It's addressed to Joe. Here ya Go.
Joe: that's 78 letters now.
Mailman... Yeah... your pancreas is inflamed. You're gonna have to be shut down for the rest of the year.
Joe: I'll tell Terry Ryan.
Doctor: here are a couple more letters.
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Posted 01 September 2014 - 01:48 PM

YES!!!!!!!!!

And stringer? Nyah nyah. :)
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Posted 01 September 2014 - 01:49 PM

With the Dozier K, I now doubt the Twins will score this inning.

Not any more!
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Posted 01 September 2014 - 01:49 PM

Brian, you must really love Schafer. His uniform is really dirty.


And don't forget... He's fast... I like fast and dirty.
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#77 Carole Keller

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Posted 01 September 2014 - 01:50 PM

Man, between Schafer and Santana, we have us some runners for a change.
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Posted 01 September 2014 - 01:50 PM

And don't forget... He's fast... I like fast and dirty.


Sheesh, no comment. Lol
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Posted 01 September 2014 - 01:52 PM

Mauer saving the day for Hughes and us!Gotta love it.

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Posted 01 September 2014 - 01:52 PM

I really loved the running that inning. That is the kind of game I like to see. Runners, a well-placed hit (to Delmon) then GO!
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