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#41 Riverbrian

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Posted 01 September 2014 - 12:59 PM

Well, that seems about right for a lawyer.


I don't know... But I'm betting Glunn is a Boxer guy.

He likes dogs.
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Posted 01 September 2014 - 12:59 PM

We used to do stuff like this in the improv classes I took.

Idiots will be idiots. Recognize it and don't be one yourself or engage in pointless dialog. Unless you are trying to entertain yourself.


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Posted 01 September 2014 - 01:01 PM

I was a minister of silly walks.

Then Joe Mauer got called up.
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Mongo only pawn in game of life.


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Posted 01 September 2014 - 01:01 PM

How come no one is mentioning Dozier's hitting streak? He has an 11-gamer IIRC.

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Posted 01 September 2014 - 01:03 PM

Wow, that Mauer is so unrispy. Take that you Mauer haters!
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Posted 01 September 2014 - 01:03 PM

...Delmon Young...hee hee hee...


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Posted 01 September 2014 - 01:03 PM

Sounds like Delmon was being Delmon out there.

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Posted 01 September 2014 - 01:04 PM

I have Gausman and it's playoff time. A complete game shut out would be OK with me. While deep down... I want the Twins to Win.

I'm so conflicted

I think it has been fixed for you...

 

Mauer did something about it, and wound up on third.


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Posted 01 September 2014 - 01:04 PM

Shhhhh....

 

(the Twins have a lead).

 

Keep it quiet.

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#50 Riverbrian

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Posted 01 September 2014 - 01:04 PM

Mauer with a triple!!!

It took Delmon Young to get one.

Did anyone notice how he coasted around 1st until he noticed it was Delmon out there.

Joe could go for the extra base more... Not just when facing Delmon Young.
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#51 stringer bell

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Posted 01 September 2014 - 01:05 PM

Mauer has one more triple than Dozier. Thanks Delmon!

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Posted 01 September 2014 - 01:05 PM

If I can correctly interpret what Gladden was trying to say just there, Mauer is only one double behind Rod Carew on the all-time team doubles list.That's pretty high ground.


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Posted 01 September 2014 - 01:06 PM

Oh, is it surprising that folk who can really barrel it up wind up Cooperstown?


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Posted 01 September 2014 - 01:07 PM

I don't know... But I'm betting Glunn is a Boxer guy.

He likes dogs.

You are correct on both counts.  Too bad that I have no more likes to give today.

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Posted 01 September 2014 - 01:07 PM

Bremer is right. No way should all three runs be earned.

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Posted 01 September 2014 - 01:11 PM

We used to do stuff like this in the improv classes I took.

I did an improv class one semester. The other people in the class were not very good and every scenerio ended up in a fake argument. Every single one... The teacher had to keep telling people... We don't have to get into an argument in every scenerio but it didn't help,

You're a Doctor and you are delivering a baby at the Supermarket. You are the mother and you are the guy stocking produce. GO!!!

Mother: Oh My God!!! My water Broke
Produce Guy: I'm not cleaning that up
Mother: Well get me a mop... It's not like I have anything better to do... How about... I throw this jar of Tomato Sauce... Will you clean that up?
Produce Guy: Drop that jar of Tomato sauce lady and I'll throw this cabbage at you.
Doctor: Hello I'm a doctor... Can I be of assistance?
Produce Guy: Yeah... Here's a Mop
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Posted 01 September 2014 - 01:18 PM

I did an improv class one semester. The other people in the class were not very good and every scenerio ended up in a fake argument. Every single one... The teacher had to keep telling people... We don't have to get into an argument in every scenerio but it didn't help,
You're a Doctor and you are delivering a baby at the Supermarket. You are the mother and you are the guy stocking produce. GO!!!
Mother: Oh My God!!! My water Broke
Produce Guy: I'm not cleaning that up
Mother: Well get me a mop... It's not like I have anything better to do... How about... I throw this jar of Tomato Sauce... Will you clean that up?
Produce Guy: Drop that jar of Tomato sauce lady and I'll throw this cabbage at you.
Doctor: Hello I'm a doctor... Can I be of assistance?
Produce Guy: Yeah... Here's a Mop


I can't help myself but that broke so many rules of improv. I eventually stopped paying for classes. I never wanted to perform and then I thought why am I paying all this money to go to a class twice a week to sit around and act goofy and laugh. I can do that for free.

Idiots will be idiots. Recognize it and don't be one yourself or engage in pointless dialog. Unless you are trying to entertain yourself.


#58 Craig Arko

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Posted 01 September 2014 - 01:24 PM

Ah, improv...

Mongo only pawn in game of life.


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Posted 01 September 2014 - 01:31 PM

Well, ****. And all unearned, too, tyvm Mr. Plouffe.

Idiots will be idiots. Recognize it and don't be one yourself or engage in pointless dialog. Unless you are trying to entertain yourself.


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Posted 01 September 2014 - 01:31 PM

@#$%!!!

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But without me you're only you
Your menstruating heart
It ain't bleedin' enough for two
It's a midlife crisis