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#101 cgreuling

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 08:44 PM

I am think Gardy and Franc-y are having a good old fashioned manager duel. Winner gets to try and revive all the corpses watching the game.
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#102 stringer bell

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 08:44 PM

Drive one Joe.

#103 Riverbrian

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 08:45 PM

Tomorrow's Headline:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Umm... Where's the left hand?
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#104 mike wants wins

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 08:45 PM

Back to minivans.....why are they unmanly? We used ours to camp all over the place. We used ours to bike and golf all,over the place. Unlike most SUVs, our wheels did not get in the way of loading drywall flat so we could remodel. Oh, and they are easy to get stuff into that is big or awkward.

What I just typed is probably an opinion, not a fact. I mean, I'm usually right, so you should maybe assume it is or will be a fact soon, but that's up to you. :) Also, I am NOT trying to convince anyone I am correct, I'm just talking here, not arguing.


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Posted 19 August 2014 - 08:47 PM

Back to minivans.....why are they unmanly? We used ours to camp all over the place. We used ours to bike and golf all,over the place. Unlike most SUVs, our wheels did not get in the way of loading drywall flat so we could remodel. Oh, and they are easy to get stuff into that is big or awkward.


I don't think anything is unmanly. A Flowered Dress on me... Looks very Manly for example.
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Posted 19 August 2014 - 08:47 PM

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Marijuana Issue Sent To Joint Committee

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 08:48 PM

sonsabitches.


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Posted 19 August 2014 - 08:49 PM

Tomorrow's Headline:

Victim alive for hours before he died
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Posted 19 August 2014 - 08:49 PM

Tomorrow's headline:

 

Greeks Fine Prostitutes

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 08:50 PM

Umm... Where's the left hand?

 

Taking the photo of course.

 

 

 

Where else would it be?

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#111 stringer bell

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 08:51 PM

All these pitching changes men too many cute kid commercials--McDonald's and the Amazon phone.

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 08:51 PM

Tomorrow's headline:

 

Headless Body Found In Topless Bar

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 08:53 PM

Headline from 1982:

 

British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands

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#114 LaBombo

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 08:53 PM

What are they batting?

 

(My mistake... sheep produce wool, not goats.)

And how much they produce depends on what PED's you're feeding them and what your Fantasy Yarn League allows.

 

In my league, have a keeper 5-tool ewe (don't even think about it, Rb) from one of the Dakota indy teams, can't remember which, (I'm serious, don't do it man, will snap like guitar string at a Johnny Cash prison concert), but the ram is leading my league in Wool Aggregate Resources.

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 08:54 PM

It's "ma'am" or "ms" :)

 

It's been a frustrating few days.  The MS answer desk was absolutely no help on Saturday.  Amazing how much more helpful they got by Monday when they realized that a lot of people had problems.

Ms. is it.

 

I seriously think a MS (Microsoft) helpline would be seriously helpful. Well, anyway.

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#116 Riverbrian

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 08:55 PM

This Mom stealing French Fries McDonald's Commercial... Not only is she feeding the family McDonalds... She is also stealing the kids French Fries with premeditated malice.

Another family headed down the dark path. It's no wonder we are ranked 31st in the world in math skills and 23rd in science and 17th in reading,

The kids just don't have a chance!!!
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#117 GCTF

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 08:55 PM

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Marijuana Issue Sent To Joint Committee

Tonight, periods of sustained darkness, followed by light near morning.

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 08:57 PM

Atchison is the oldest looking dude in baseball... Maybe 2nd after Jack McKeon.

Yes, I've noticed that too. But there's another pitcher, very tall, who looks even older. Does he play with ... Seattle?


#119 JB_Iowa

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 08:58 PM

This Mom stealing French Fries McDonald's Commercial... Not only is she feeding the family McDonalds... She is also stealing the kids French Fries with premeditated malice.

Another family headed down the dark path. It's no wonder we are ranked 31st in the world in math skills and 23rd in science and 17th in reading,

The kids just don't have a chance!!!

 

But every time I see it, I want a McD's french fry..... and giving that the closest McD is 17 miles away, it isn't happening.

 

Distance is a great preservative from fast food.

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 08:59 PM

Tomorrow's headline:

 

Suicide Bomber Strikes Funeral - At Least Two Dead

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