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#21 Tibs

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 07:05 PM

I think Arcia has 6 homers in August and 5 of them have come in the last week. His stats on ESPN say he has 5 in August but that isn't counting the one in the first inning, which was his 13th of the year.

I couldn't be a player because of bad eyesight, so I decided to be an umpire instead.

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 07:05 PM

Gibson has struck out Bourn Twice... Given him a Bourn Ultimatum!!!

Oh my God!!! Was that a bad joke. Bordering on Horrible!!!

 

Bordering?

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 07:07 PM

Bordering?

Open Bordering.

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Should'a gone fishing


#24 Riverbrian

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 07:07 PM

Or you could just sit on it, Riverpotsie.


I want to type "Aaaaeeeyyy" but I wasn't sure how to spell it.

So let's go with "Exactamundo"

Of course... I may have spelled that wrong as well.
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A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

 

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#25 LaBombo

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 07:10 PM

Gibson has struck out Bourn Twice... Given him a Bourn Ultimatum!!!

Oh my God!!! Was that a bad joke. Bordering on Horrible!!!

Bordering on?That job has already crossed and gotten a job in Nogales,
That's why I hate myself for laughing at it.

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 07:10 PM

Open Bordering.


The Border Song... "Holy Moses... I have been deceived".

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 07:12 PM

 

5. Minivans -- My wife and I know a couple who are about to have a baby... Probably before August is up... It's Baby #1 for them. They were talking about how excited they were and I was excited for them but I was laughing at them at the same time. They really have no idea how life is going to change and I told them that with a smile on my face. They told me that they are ready... They have made all the preparations... For Instance... They showed the Minivan that they just bought... I said... you bought a Minivan?... How Big... exactly... Is this Baby?  

 

Finally someone says it. I've seen a few commercials that try to sell this to, 'you're having a baby you need a minivan, nothing else is viable.' Like if you aren't gonna use the back seats for kids than what are they there for? I'm up to two kids now and still using sedans, stroller fits in the trunk, easy. 

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 07:12 PM

Bordering on?That job has already crossed and gotten a job in Nogales,
That's why I hate myself for laughing at it.


I love Bad Jokes... I think the uncomfortable silence after a bad joke is flat out funny.

I've laughed harder at big swings and misses then I have for truly clever stuff.
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#29 Riverbrian

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 07:13 PM

Finally someone says it. I've seen a few commercials that try to sell this to, 'you're having a baby you need a minivan, nothing else is viable.' Like if you aren't gonna use the back seats for kids than what are they there for? I'm up to two kids now and still using sedans, stroller fits in the trunk, easy.


I can see how they get confused... The wife is in the 9th month. She is minivan size.

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#30 LaBombo

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 07:18 PM

I love Bad Jokes... I think the uncomfortable silence after a bad joke is flat out funny.

I've laughed harder at big swings and misses then I have for truly clever stuff.

Ahhh.A fellow aficionado of one-man laugh-tracking it in the movie theater (or even better, at a stage play) when an actor delivers a line that you just know the writers high-fived over but is met with silence by the rest of the audience.

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 07:21 PM

C'mon Gibby... Focus!!!

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 07:24 PM

C'mon Gibby... Focus!!!

Dammit!For a second that made me hope that the Real Gibby was here.


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Posted 19 August 2014 - 07:26 PM

Gibson's proving me wrong, I'd better back track in a hurry.We're still up though.

he gone!


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Posted 19 August 2014 - 07:27 PM

Dammit!For a second that made me hope that the Real Gibby was here.


Where has the real Gibby been?

He disappeared around the time the site updated. I hope he didn't get injured in the change over.
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#35 LaBombo

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 07:33 PM

Where has the real Gibby been?

He disappeared around the time the site updated. I hope he didn't get injured in the change over.

Well, my .gif got cut off in the switch, so anything is possible. Hear it's possible to regrow with help from an IT (informational therapist). :)

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 07:34 PM

Seriously... Kyle Gibson.... Foe-CUSS.

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#37 Riverbrian

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 07:35 PM

Well, my .gif got cut off in the switch, so anything is possible. Hear it's possible to regrow with help from an IT (informational therapist). :)


Look at you... And all that fancy 1990's modern talk.
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Posted 19 August 2014 - 07:38 PM

Uff Da.. A pitch away from digging out of it and a wild pitch.

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#39 LaBombo

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 07:40 PM

Look at you... And all that fa

Can you re-send that to the TD BBS?Forgot to turn off call waiting and had to

turn down a really compelling cold call offer to re-roof my newly re-roofed home.


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Posted 19 August 2014 - 07:41 PM

Haha anyone else see @CLEGameday"...if you take away the first, Indians have been better team tonight.."wonder how we do that?

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