Posted 16 August 2014 - 06:53 PM
Wife: You need to eat more vegetables
Me: I don't mind vegetables but if I'm looking at a steak and a bunch of veggies... I'm going for the steak. Ice Cream or Veggies... Again... I gotta go with the Ice Cream.
Wife: Whens the last time you had a Vegetable.
Me: Yesterday... Jen dropped some off in my office.
Wife: Something out of her garden?
Me: I don't know... They were... Ummm... She told me what they were and I don't remember.
Wife: Good God Brian... You can't even identify a Vegetable. How far removed are you from them?
A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".
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