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#41 USAFChief

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Posted 08 August 2014 - 08:03 PM

//knock knock knock//

 

"Who is it, man?
 

"It's Dave."

 

...

 

"Dave?"

 

"Yeah, Dave."

 

...

 

 

"Dave's not here, man."

 

"No I'M Dave."

 

"Dave??"

 

"Yeah, Dave."

 

...

 

 

"Dave's not here, man."

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#42 Riverbrian

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Posted 08 August 2014 - 08:04 PM

In the immortal words of Tommy Chong, "I'm not into time, man."


Tommy Chong also said "I think were parked man" along with "If we have to wear uniforms... We should all wear something different". And "Dave's not here".
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#43 sampleSizeOfOne

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Posted 08 August 2014 - 08:06 PM

Time for a ball game, me thinks.

 

(i bet i can dig up a interesting time quote, if i think hard...)

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Posted 08 August 2014 - 08:06 PM

Alright enough Vikes... Twins time.
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#45 stringer bell

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Posted 08 August 2014 - 08:08 PM

Thoughts--which side is Santana better from?

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Posted 08 August 2014 - 08:13 PM

Thoughts--which side is Santana better from?


Well I just saw the scroll below say that Worley threw 7IP with 1 run allowed tonight. His ERA is now 2.30

So... To answer your question... Based on Worley... I'd have to assume that Santana would be better playing for the other side.
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#47 GCTF

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Posted 08 August 2014 - 08:13 PM

Quick and painless.

Dressed in black, tossin' back a shot of rye.


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Posted 08 August 2014 - 08:13 PM

Thoughts--which side is Santana better from?


The winning side.
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Posted 08 August 2014 - 08:16 PM

Quick and painless.


I think Kazmir is quietly going Shhhhhhh... As he pitches.

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#50 USAFChief

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Posted 08 August 2014 - 08:16 PM

You can cancel the post game presser.

 

For the visitors.

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#51 teekz

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Posted 08 August 2014 - 08:17 PM

Meh. Just switch everybody to UTC. Then no one will know when it is.

 

I've always said let's all go to one time.

Edited by teekz, 08 August 2014 - 08:19 PM.

I got nothing!


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Posted 08 August 2014 - 08:18 PM

Thoughts--which side is Santana better from?


In all seriousness... The left side for sure. His dingers come from that side and he can utilize his speed better.

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#53 stringer bell

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Posted 08 August 2014 - 08:20 PM

Keep the K's coming.

Edited by stringer bell, 08 August 2014 - 08:24 PM.


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Posted 08 August 2014 - 08:20 PM

At this rate this game has a chance of being finished on Friday.

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#55 ChiTownTwinsFan

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Posted 08 August 2014 - 08:21 PM

Damn it, Chief! That alarm clock idea didn't work. You neglected to remind me to set it for 9pm not am.
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#56 teekz

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Posted 08 August 2014 - 08:21 PM

In all seriousness... The left side for sure. His dingers come from that side and he can utilize his speed better.

 

What are his splits?

I got nothing!


#57 teekz

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Posted 08 August 2014 - 08:22 PM

Damn it, Chief! That alarm clock idea didn't work. You neglected to remind me to set it for 9pm not am.

 

Set your alarm for 9pm. That's what time the game starts.

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Posted 08 August 2014 - 08:23 PM

At this rate this game has a chance of being finished on Friday.


Look at all those empty seats... Even Oaklandites can't stay up this late.

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Posted 08 August 2014 - 08:25 PM

What are his splits?


I was using my eyeball... If the Right side is better I'm claiming small sample size.
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#60 Craig Arko

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Posted 08 August 2014 - 08:25 PM

What are his splits?


Not quite as deep as Jean-Claude van Damme's.
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