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Game Thread: Twins @ Athletics, 8/7 @ 9:05pm CT

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#121 ScrapTheNickname

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 09:13 PM

Equal probability

Yes.


#122 teekz

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 09:14 PM

I usually check out after the national anthem and color bars

 

After that, it is time to find beer, right?

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#123 ChiTownTwinsFan

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 09:15 PM

I think Eric Sogard is really cute.

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 09:15 PM

I have a tile contractor coming tomorrow to give me an estimate. I really should clean so his estimate doesn't include hazard pay.

I'm pretty sure someone has used the name "Hazard Pay" for a band before.  Tile Contractor... probably  not.

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 09:15 PM

I think a no-no is pretty likely. The closest the Twins were to a hit so far was Santana's chopper.

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 09:16 PM

I think Eric Sogard is really cute.

He looks like the type that would be in the market for new electronics on an almost daily basis.

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#127 ChiTownTwinsFan

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 09:16 PM

Pee? No


I guess I'm setting you up all over the place today.
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Posted 07 August 2014 - 09:17 PM

I have a tile contractor coming tomorrow to give me an estimate. I really should clean so his estimate doesn't include hazard pay.


Tile Contractor? There is such an animal.

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#129 teekz

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 09:17 PM

I think a no-no is pretty likely. The closest the Twins were to a hit so far was Santana's chopper.

 

Someone needs to get in Lester's head and try to bunt his way on.

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 09:18 PM

with our hopes sinking like a lead balloon we digress into possible band names.

 

We may be watching history tonight.but at least it will be quick and painless:)

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 09:18 PM

I'm pretty sure someone has used the name "Hazard Pay" for a band before.  Tile Contractor... probably  not.


I'll leave that one for snepp, but given my current avatar I'm thinking Poisoned Dwarf has a nice ring to it.
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Posted 07 August 2014 - 09:19 PM

with our hopes sinking like a lead balloon we digress into possible band names.
 
We may be watching history tonight.but at least it will be quick and painless:)


I wouldn't say painless.
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Posted 07 August 2014 - 09:20 PM

Someone needs to get in Lester's head and try to bunt his way on.

I believe that would be bad form.  The next guy up might get beaned.

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 09:21 PM

I think Eric Sogard is really cute.

Girls always go for the guys in Glasses.

Eric: Hello... I'm Eric Sogard... I'm a professional baseball player. I play infield for the...
Random Person: Baseball? Professional? You wear glasses? You mean umpire?

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 09:22 PM

I believe that would be bad form. The next guy up might get beaned.


Will... Get... Beaned. If not Billy Beane will do something.

Edited by Riverbrian, 07 August 2014 - 09:22 PM.

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#136 snepp

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 09:22 PM

I believe that would be bad form.  The next guy up might get beaned.

 

That would be multiple base runners in the same inning. May as well go unicorn hunting instead.

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 09:22 PM

with our hopes sinking like a lead balloon we digress into possible band names.

 

We may be watching history tonight.but at least it will be quick and painless:)

We digressed into band names long before the idea of a perfect game was ever really brought up.

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 09:22 PM

Girls always guy for the guys in Glasses.
Eric: Hello... I'm Eric Sogard... I'm a professional baseball player. I play infield for the...
Random Person: You had me at hello.

FTFY
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Posted 07 August 2014 - 09:23 PM

That would be multiple base runners in the same inning. May as well go unicorn hunting instead.

Unicorn Hunter has a nice ring to it.

 

That shall be my band name.  We shall play the heaviest of metal.

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 09:23 PM

After that, it is time to find beer, right?

unbelievable :)
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