Jump to content

Providing independent coverage of the Minnesota Twins.
Subscribe to Twins Daily Email
Photo

Game Thread: Twins @ Pale Hose, 8/1 @ 7:10pm CT

  • Please log in to reply
225 replies to this topic

#141 James

James

    Sideburns Specialist

  • Members
  • 2,372 posts
  • LocationThe dive bars of NE Minneapolis

Posted 01 August 2014 - 08:45 PM

There's a game on?

You can come up with statistics to prove anything. Forty percent of all people know that.


#142 Tibs

Tibs

    Senior Member

  • Members
  • 1,135 posts
  • LocationDenver

Posted 01 August 2014 - 08:46 PM

Kurt does it again!

I couldn't be a player because of bad eyesight, so I decided to be an umpire instead.

#143 TwinsCD

TwinsCD

    Junior Member

  • Members
  • 491 posts
  • LocationOrlando

Posted 01 August 2014 - 08:47 PM

1st time since the All-Star break scoring more than 5 runs.


#144 James

James

    Sideburns Specialist

  • Members
  • 2,372 posts
  • LocationThe dive bars of NE Minneapolis

Posted 01 August 2014 - 08:48 PM

There we go, Zuke.

You can come up with statistics to prove anything. Forty percent of all people know that.


#145 Riverbrian

Riverbrian

    Goofy Moderator

  • Twins Mods
  • 16,907 posts
  • LocationGrand Forks, ND

Posted 01 August 2014 - 08:52 PM

Muted Roy put the Last Waltz on and when I check back in you guys are talking about the Band. Very strange. I guess it would be stranger if you were talking about the game!


We can do both..

Vargas: And And And... You put the load right on me

Correia/Darnell: It makes no Difference

Guerrier/Kubel/Bartlett: I shall be released
  • ScrapTheNickname and Winston Smith like this

A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

 

President of the "Baseball Player Positional Flexibility" Club 

Founded 4-23-16 

 

Strike Zone Automation Advocate


#146 Tibs

Tibs

    Senior Member

  • Members
  • 1,135 posts
  • LocationDenver

Posted 01 August 2014 - 08:53 PM

What in the heck are zubaz?

I couldn't be a player because of bad eyesight, so I decided to be an umpire instead.

#147 James

James

    Sideburns Specialist

  • Members
  • 2,372 posts
  • LocationThe dive bars of NE Minneapolis

Posted 01 August 2014 - 08:57 PM

What in the heck are zubaz?

Ugly pants that are at least 25% of the inventory of every thrift store.

You can come up with statistics to prove anything. Forty percent of all people know that.


#148 Riverbrian

Riverbrian

    Goofy Moderator

  • Twins Mods
  • 16,907 posts
  • LocationGrand Forks, ND

Posted 01 August 2014 - 08:57 PM

What in the heck are zubaz?


They are Today's Magic Word...

Ladies and Gentlemen... Pants!!!

Ding ding ding... Confetti falls from the roof of Twins Daily(Someone help me with a GIF).

A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

 

President of the "Baseball Player Positional Flexibility" Club 

Founded 4-23-16 

 

Strike Zone Automation Advocate


#149 Riverbrian

Riverbrian

    Goofy Moderator

  • Twins Mods
  • 16,907 posts
  • LocationGrand Forks, ND

Posted 01 August 2014 - 08:57 PM

Ugly pants that are at least 25% of the inventory of every thrift store.


Ugly? I wear mine to church.

Edited by Riverbrian, 01 August 2014 - 08:59 PM.

A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

 

President of the "Baseball Player Positional Flexibility" Club 

Founded 4-23-16 

 

Strike Zone Automation Advocate


#150 Tibs

Tibs

    Senior Member

  • Members
  • 1,135 posts
  • LocationDenver

Posted 01 August 2014 - 08:58 PM

Ugly pants that are at least 25% of the inventory of every thrift store.

Are they like sweatpants?

I couldn't be a player because of bad eyesight, so I decided to be an umpire instead.

#151 James

James

    Sideburns Specialist

  • Members
  • 2,372 posts
  • LocationThe dive bars of NE Minneapolis

Posted 01 August 2014 - 08:59 PM

Ugly? I were mine to church.

I was describing how they look on me. I'm sure they are quite flattering on you.

  • Riverbrian likes this

You can come up with statistics to prove anything. Forty percent of all people know that.


#152 LaBombo

LaBombo

    "Your pitching has died of dysentery."

  • Members
  • 6,587 posts
  • Location...in a galaxy far, far away...

Posted 01 August 2014 - 08:59 PM

Totes magotes

Your new TD/Delta House nickname is Jobin.

  • Tibs likes this

#153 sampleSizeOfOne

sampleSizeOfOne

    Nobody.

  • Members
  • 5,671 posts

Posted 01 August 2014 - 08:59 PM

Good quote from Jack Point and I agree... But I like my quotes about humor to contain a reference of pants somewhere.

 

The final verse of the following song may satisfy you?

 

 

On another track, have we tried a rally hippopotami before?

  • Riverbrian likes this

#154 Riverbrian

Riverbrian

    Goofy Moderator

  • Twins Mods
  • 16,907 posts
  • LocationGrand Forks, ND

Posted 01 August 2014 - 09:00 PM

Are they like sweatpants?


Yes... Yes they are... Except... Don't sweat in them.
  • snepp likes this

A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

 

President of the "Baseball Player Positional Flexibility" Club 

Founded 4-23-16 

 

Strike Zone Automation Advocate


#155 Tibs

Tibs

    Senior Member

  • Members
  • 1,135 posts
  • LocationDenver

Posted 01 August 2014 - 09:02 PM

Your new TD/Delta House nickname is Jobin.

Sounds good, Tycho Brohe 

  • LaBombo and Riverbrian like this
I couldn't be a player because of bad eyesight, so I decided to be an umpire instead.

#156 snepp

snepp

    Curve Hanger

  • Twins Mods
  • 5,318 posts
  • LocationSioux Falls

Posted 01 August 2014 - 09:02 PM

Still getting used to the new mobile site, how do you do, well, anything?
  • LaBombo and Hosken Bombo Disco like this

#157 LaBombo

LaBombo

    "Your pitching has died of dysentery."

  • Members
  • 6,587 posts
  • Location...in a galaxy far, far away...

Posted 01 August 2014 - 09:03 PM

Ugly pants that are at least 25% of the inventory of every thrift store.

Guy down the dorm hall from me felt he needed a collared shirt for a first date.Money being in short supply, he proudly returned from the thrift store with a polo bowling team shirt with the name 'Clyde' stitched above the pocket.Talk about creating an unshakeable nickname for yourself.

  • James and Tibs like this

#158 Riverbrian

Riverbrian

    Goofy Moderator

  • Twins Mods
  • 16,907 posts
  • LocationGrand Forks, ND

Posted 01 August 2014 - 09:05 PM

Still getting used to the new mobile site, how do you do, well, anything?


For me... It helps if the first thing I do is... Squinting.
  • LaBombo and snepp like this

A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

 

President of the "Baseball Player Positional Flexibility" Club 

Founded 4-23-16 

 

Strike Zone Automation Advocate


#159 James

James

    Sideburns Specialist

  • Members
  • 2,372 posts
  • LocationThe dive bars of NE Minneapolis

Posted 01 August 2014 - 09:05 PM

Here you go, Tibs:

 

zubaz-portfolio-6-pairs.jpg

  • LaBombo and Tibs like this

You can come up with statistics to prove anything. Forty percent of all people know that.


#160 Tibs

Tibs

    Senior Member

  • Members
  • 1,135 posts
  • LocationDenver

Posted 01 August 2014 - 09:07 PM

Chris "40 Man This" Parmelee strikes again!

  • LaBombo likes this
I couldn't be a player because of bad eyesight, so I decided to be an umpire instead.