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#141 James

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Posted 01 August 2014 - 08:45 PM

There's a game on?

You can come up with statistics to prove anything. Forty percent of all people know that.


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Posted 01 August 2014 - 08:46 PM

Kurt does it again!

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Posted 01 August 2014 - 08:47 PM

1st time since the All-Star break scoring more than 5 runs.


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Posted 01 August 2014 - 08:48 PM

There we go, Zuke.

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Posted 01 August 2014 - 08:52 PM

Muted Roy put the Last Waltz on and when I check back in you guys are talking about the Band. Very strange. I guess it would be stranger if you were talking about the game!


We can do both..

Vargas: And And And... You put the load right on me

Correia/Darnell: It makes no Difference

Guerrier/Kubel/Bartlett: I shall be released
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Posted 01 August 2014 - 08:53 PM

What in the heck are zubaz?

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Posted 01 August 2014 - 08:57 PM

What in the heck are zubaz?

Ugly pants that are at least 25% of the inventory of every thrift store.

You can come up with statistics to prove anything. Forty percent of all people know that.


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Posted 01 August 2014 - 08:57 PM

What in the heck are zubaz?


They are Today's Magic Word...

Ladies and Gentlemen... Pants!!!

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Posted 01 August 2014 - 08:57 PM

Ugly pants that are at least 25% of the inventory of every thrift store.


Ugly? I wear mine to church.

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#150 Tibs

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Posted 01 August 2014 - 08:58 PM

Ugly pants that are at least 25% of the inventory of every thrift store.

Are they like sweatpants?

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Posted 01 August 2014 - 08:59 PM

Ugly? I were mine to church.

I was describing how they look on me. I'm sure they are quite flattering on you.

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Posted 01 August 2014 - 08:59 PM

Totes magotes

Your new TD/Delta House nickname is Jobin.

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Posted 01 August 2014 - 08:59 PM

Good quote from Jack Point and I agree... But I like my quotes about humor to contain a reference of pants somewhere.

 

The final verse of the following song may satisfy you?

 

 

On another track, have we tried a rally hippopotami before?

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Posted 01 August 2014 - 09:00 PM

Are they like sweatpants?


Yes... Yes they are... Except... Don't sweat in them.
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#155 Tibs

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Posted 01 August 2014 - 09:02 PM

Your new TD/Delta House nickname is Jobin.

Sounds good, Tycho Brohe 

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Posted 01 August 2014 - 09:02 PM

Still getting used to the new mobile site, how do you do, well, anything?
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Posted 01 August 2014 - 09:03 PM

Ugly pants that are at least 25% of the inventory of every thrift store.

Guy down the dorm hall from me felt he needed a collared shirt for a first date.Money being in short supply, he proudly returned from the thrift store with a polo bowling team shirt with the name 'Clyde' stitched above the pocket.Talk about creating an unshakeable nickname for yourself.

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#158 Riverbrian

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Posted 01 August 2014 - 09:05 PM

Still getting used to the new mobile site, how do you do, well, anything?


For me... It helps if the first thing I do is... Squinting.
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#159 James

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Posted 01 August 2014 - 09:05 PM

Here you go, Tibs:

 

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Posted 01 August 2014 - 09:07 PM

Chris "40 Man This" Parmelee strikes again!

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