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#41 LaBombo

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 07:01 PM

Uncola, unfortunately.


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Posted 21 July 2014 - 07:02 PM

Pineapple Möbius Strip cake. The pineapple is only on top.
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Posted 21 July 2014 - 07:03 PM

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 07:05 PM

Pineapple Möbius Strip cake. The pineapple is only on top.


Begs the image of a kleinapple. I bet they are easier to milk.

(Don't have any strong tastes on cake. But i do like frosting. It's sweet.)

/oops. pineapples got no milk. is that a swing and a miss? or am i thrown out trying to take an extra base?

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 07:07 PM

I don't care if he was out at 3B... I love the hustle. Thumbs up Trevor!
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Posted 21 July 2014 - 07:07 PM

Maybe a Re Cola later


Someone explain Lederhosen to me. 'Let's make shorts from recycled baseball gloves, and since that's not uncomfortable and hot enough, let's wear thick socks so high that only our kneecaps can breathe.'

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 07:07 PM

The strategy works pinch hitter comes in and knocks one in Francona is a genius where can we get one of those.....:P

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 07:08 PM

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1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
King Arthur: What do you mean?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Well, this is a temperate zone
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Please!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Am I right?
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Posted 21 July 2014 - 07:10 PM

Someone explain Lederhosen to me. 'Let's make shorts from recycled baseball gloves, and since that's not uncomfortable and hot enough, let's wear thick socks so high that only our kneecaps can breathe.'

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You've got it backwards. They make baseball gloves from recycled lederhosen.
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Posted 21 July 2014 - 07:14 PM

Sorry to miss the cake discussion!

Homemade German Chocolate or really any chocolate with homemade coconut-pecan frosting.

I also make a white cake that make in layers filled buttercream frosting and strawberries soaked in frambroise liquor. With buttercream frosting, almonds and strawberries on top.

If I have to have white cake, I need some kind of filling.

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 07:16 PM

You've got it backwards. They make baseball gloves from recycled lederhosen.


Well, that would explain the origin of the title of my favorite Spinal Tap album...

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 07:17 PM

If I have to have white cake, I need some kind of filling.

I I have to have white cake, I need seconds.

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 07:18 PM

Can plouffe get any worse?

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 07:18 PM

I I have to have white cake, I need seconds.


Well now you've done it. Now I have to go eat the rest of the Pistachio cake in the fridge. Stupid peer pressure.

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 07:19 PM

Sorry to miss the cake discussion!

Homemade German Chocolate or really any chocolate with homemade coconut-pecan frosting.

I also make a white cake that make in layers filled buttercream frosting and strawberries soaked in frambroise liquor. With buttercream frosting, almonds and strawberries on top.

If I have to have white cake, I need some kind of filling.


Butter Cream... Mmm... That is also good.
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Posted 21 July 2014 - 07:21 PM

Can plouffe get any worse?


Yes he can... It was 2013. Much better in 2014. But yeah... A better throw would have been ideal.
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Posted 21 July 2014 - 07:21 PM

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 07:21 PM

If I have to have white cake, I need seconds.


If I have to have white cake, I... holy crow, the Twins have the lead?!?

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 07:22 PM

Sorry to miss the cake discussion!

Homemade German Chocolate or really any chocolate with homemade coconut-pecan frosting.

I also make a white cake that make in layers filled buttercream frosting and strawberries soaked in frambroise liquor. With buttercream frosting, almonds and strawberries on top.

If I have to have white cake, I need some kind of filling.


I've got a great recipe for German chocolate cake ... makes 3 layers. My mom used to make it with broiled coconut frosting ... but I make mine with the regular coconut pecan frosting.

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 07:22 PM

Well now you've done it. Now I have to go eat the rest of the Pistachio cake in the fridge. Stupid peer pressure.


I know... I'm in Rochester... In a hotel... Googling bakeries knowing they probably ain't open. I'll probably have to go to Kwik Trip to see what they have lying around.
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