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#201 Guest_USAFChief_*

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Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:19 PM

If both of you are Emu's... Then... Yes... Yes it is.

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#202 twinsnorth49

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Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:19 PM

I'm still tryin' to wrap my mind around "ten foot rubber gloves..."

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Try this
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#203 ashburyjohn

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Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:20 PM

Preformed by the extremely credentialed Dr. Andrew James.


I did what you see there.

#204 zchrz

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Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:20 PM

Mauer is hitting lasers right at people today.
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#205 ashburyjohn

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Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:22 PM

4. Well, my pants were off when this thing started, they're gonna be off to see it finished!


I think I can un-banninate myself after that one.

#206 LaBombo

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Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:22 PM

You know, LaBombo, what worries me is how your mother is going to take this.

No need, UC. She not only approved the pic, she emailed it to me. Watching you like a hawk, but wishes you well on your west coast park tour. Otoh, if you're crushed by a little old lady on a supercharged mobility aid, tell her I said 'Hi'.

#207 sampleSizeOfOne

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Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:22 PM

Try this
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I learn something new every day...

#208 Guest_USAFChief_*

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Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:22 PM

If both of you are Emu's... Then... Yes... Yes it is.

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#209 twinsnorth49

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Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:23 PM

Mauer is hitting lasers right at people today.

Yeah, what's his problem, doesn't he know if he just hits it over the fence they can't catch it. So not clutch.

#210 twinsnorth49

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Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:25 PM

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Duplicate post Chief.

#211 Riverbrian

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Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:25 PM

Gyorko... A last name that should be pronounced wrong because of the spelling yet probably is never pronounced wrong.

#212 Guest_USAFChief_*

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Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:25 PM

Mauer is hitting lasers right at people today.

Uncanny, isn't it? It's almost like every left fielder is playing shallow and towards the line.

#213 sampleSizeOfOne

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Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:26 PM

Specializing in no hit runs since 2014.


I think we've had our fair share of runless hits the past few years, that a few hitless runs have to happen now and then.

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Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:28 PM

Meanwhile...Duensing happens.

#215 zchrz

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Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:28 PM

Uncanny, isn't it? It's almost like every left fielder is playing shallow and towards the line.


Hey he even hit one to right that actually went over the second baseman and everything.
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#216 twinsnorth49

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Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:29 PM

I think we've had our fair share of runless hits the past few years, that a few hitless runs have to happen now and then.


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Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:30 PM

Try this
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Note to self: strongly consider ignoring tips from TN49 in the future.

#218 twinsnorth49

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Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:32 PM

Note to self: strongly consider ignoring tips from TN49 in the future.

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Didn't work eh? Try undoing your pants first.

#219 twinsnorth49

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Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:34 PM

Hey he even hit one to right that actually went over the second baseman and everything.


Except the 2nd baseman was playing the shift at SS.

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Posted 20 May 2014 - 10:35 PM

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Didn't work eh? Try undoing your pants first.

Always good advice, TN. Always good advice.