No... She makes them up for me.
Here's mine that she posted on the fridge.
1. Hang up towel after showering.
2. Quit spilling food on your shirt.
3. Knock on the bathroom door before you come charging in.
4. Eat Healthy... No more food that tastes good.
5. Listen attentively... I shouldn't have to repeat things.
6. Mow the lawn before it rains.
7. Quit trying to be funny... Nobody gets your jokes.
8. Close the door quietly... The whole house shakes when you close it.
9. Quit referring to me as your ball and chain.
10. Make more Money!!!
Good grief. My wife and your wife are the same woman!