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Game Thread: Twins @ Indians, 5/5 @ 6:05pm CT

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#201 ashburyjohn

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 07:39 PM

I spent my first married night in Upper Sandusky


Try Lower Sandusky. I think you'll find it... exotic.

#202 Beezer07

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 07:39 PM

Ball 1 and Ball 2 to Suzuki were Strike 2 and Strike 3 to Kubel.


That darn catcher's shoulder keeps getting in his way!

#203 Beezer07

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 07:39 PM

Try Lower Sandusky. I think you'll find it... exotic.


I hear it's just like Upper Sandusky, except down-er

#204 Riverbrian

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 07:40 PM

Santana Wheels

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 07:40 PM

Speed am good.
Compromise where you can. Where you can't, don't. Even if everyone is telling you that something wrong is something right. Even if the whole world is telling you to move, it is your duty to plant yourself like a tree, look them in the eye, and say 'No, you move'.

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 07:40 PM

Santana 1.000/1.000/1.000. Eat it florimon.

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#207 ScottyB

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 07:41 PM

Okay, so Santana is now batting almost a full .900 points higher than Florimon.

#208 Riverbrian

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 07:41 PM

Try Lower Sandusky. I think you'll find it... exotic.


Ash!!! Gibbys wife's name is Upper... Last name Sandusky.

Jeez

#209 stringer bell

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 07:42 PM

Danny Santana--Batting 1.000, OPS 2.000. Time to retire.

#210 Beezer07

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 07:42 PM

Santana on pace for a lifetime 2.000 OPS

#211 Twins Twerp

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 07:42 PM

I wonder if he'll go in with a twins hat on?

#212 GCTF

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 07:42 PM

Gardy: Hello? Who is this? I'm trying to get some sleep here.

Front desk: This is the front desk sir. I have Chief on the line again.


snicker...okay it's my turn to call him again.

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#213 ashburyjohn

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 07:45 PM

Ash!!! Gibbys wife's name is Upper... Last name Sandusky.

Jeez


Husband (in an unnaturally deep husky voice): I love you, baby.

That's the punch line. I am NOT posting the setup.

#214 Gibby

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 07:45 PM

I lucked out. I left the U of M, three years into a degree, to go school in RI. I asked my girlfriend to marry me, and support my ass for 4 years. I also asked if she minded much if we put the ring and honeymoon money in the bank for a house. She was all in. When I got out of school, she went to gas passing school, and we managed to make it 28 years without divorcing, killing, or cheating on each other.

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 07:47 PM

Violence is never the answer, though swearing can be. This thread was very entertaining. I will endeavor for humor tomorrow.

I don't know, it is a site to discuss sports, not airline safety.....maybe we should take it less seriously?


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Posted 05 May 2014 - 07:48 PM

Violence is never the answer, though swearing can be. This thread was very entertaining. I will endeavor for humor tomorrow.


I love these threads. There is usually some fascinatingly inane material.

#217 Riverbrian

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 07:50 PM

Husband (in an unnaturally deep husky voice): I love you, baby.

That's the punch line. I am NOT posting the setup.


Ok... But you are going to force Snepp to make something up to fit that punch line.

#218 Gibby

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 07:53 PM

Ok... But you are going to force Snepp to make something up to fit that punch line.


I can't possibly offer up what popped into my head. There is a reason I'm not divorced.


Fuld is awesome.

#219 ashburyjohn

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 07:53 PM

I love these threads. There is usually some fascinatingly inane material.


And then there's my contributions.

#220 Twins Twerp

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 07:54 PM

That fuld is a quick little f*ld. Like really small tho.