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#201 ashburyjohn

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 07:39 PM

I spent my first married night in Upper Sandusky


Try Lower Sandusky. I think you'll find it... exotic.

#202 Beezer07

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 07:39 PM

Ball 1 and Ball 2 to Suzuki were Strike 2 and Strike 3 to Kubel.


That darn catcher's shoulder keeps getting in his way!

#203 Beezer07

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 07:39 PM

Try Lower Sandusky. I think you'll find it... exotic.


I hear it's just like Upper Sandusky, except down-er

#204 Riverbrian

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 07:40 PM

Santana Wheels

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 07:40 PM

Speed am good.

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#206 GCTF

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 07:40 PM

Santana 1.000/1.000/1.000. Eat it florimon.

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#207 ScottyB

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 07:41 PM

Okay, so Santana is now batting almost a full .900 points higher than Florimon.

#208 Riverbrian

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 07:41 PM

Try Lower Sandusky. I think you'll find it... exotic.


Ash!!! Gibbys wife's name is Upper... Last name Sandusky.

Jeez

#209 stringer bell

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 07:42 PM

Danny Santana--Batting 1.000, OPS 2.000. Time to retire.

#210 Beezer07

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 07:42 PM

Santana on pace for a lifetime 2.000 OPS

#211 Twins Twerp

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 07:42 PM

I wonder if he'll go in with a twins hat on?

#212 GCTF

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 07:42 PM

Gardy: Hello? Who is this? I'm trying to get some sleep here.

Front desk: This is the front desk sir. I have Chief on the line again.


snicker...okay it's my turn to call him again.

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#213 ashburyjohn

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 07:45 PM

Ash!!! Gibbys wife's name is Upper... Last name Sandusky.

Jeez


Husband (in an unnaturally deep husky voice): I love you, baby.

That's the punch line. I am NOT posting the setup.

#214 Gibby

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 07:45 PM

I lucked out. I left the U of M, three years into a degree, to go school in RI. I asked my girlfriend to marry me, and support my ass for 4 years. I also asked if she minded much if we put the ring and honeymoon money in the bank for a house. She was all in. When I got out of school, she went to gas passing school, and we managed to make it 28 years without divorcing, killing, or cheating on each other.

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 07:47 PM

Violence is never the answer, though swearing can be. This thread was very entertaining. I will endeavor for humor tomorrow.

I don't know, it is a site to discuss sports, not airline safety.....maybe we should take it less seriously?


#216 Gibby

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 07:48 PM

Violence is never the answer, though swearing can be. This thread was very entertaining. I will endeavor for humor tomorrow.


I love these threads. There is usually some fascinatingly inane material.

#217 Riverbrian

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 07:50 PM

Husband (in an unnaturally deep husky voice): I love you, baby.

That's the punch line. I am NOT posting the setup.


Ok... But you are going to force Snepp to make something up to fit that punch line.

#218 Gibby

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 07:53 PM

Ok... But you are going to force Snepp to make something up to fit that punch line.


I can't possibly offer up what popped into my head. There is a reason I'm not divorced.


Fuld is awesome.

#219 ashburyjohn

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 07:53 PM

I love these threads. There is usually some fascinatingly inane material.


And then there's my contributions.

#220 Twins Twerp

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 07:54 PM

That fuld is a quick little f*ld. Like really small tho.