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[ashburyjohn]

I spent my first married night in Upper Sandusky

Try Lower Sandusky. I think you'll find it... exotic.

[Beezer07]

Ball 1 and Ball 2 to Suzuki were Strike 2 and Strike 3 to Kubel.

That darn catcher's shoulder keeps getting in his way!

[Beezer07]

Try Lower Sandusky. I think you'll find it... exotic.

I hear it's just like Upper Sandusky, except down-er

[Riverbrian]

Santana Wheels

[Craig Arko]

Speed am good.

[GCTF]

Santana 1.000/1.000/1.000. Eat it florimon.

[ScottyB]

Okay, so Santana is now batting almost a full .900 points higher than Florimon.

[Riverbrian]

Try Lower Sandusky. I think you'll find it... exotic.

Ash!!! Gibbys wife's name is Upper... Last name Sandusky.

Jeez

[stringer bell]

Danny Santana--Batting 1.000, OPS 2.000. Time to retire.

[Beezer07]

Santana on pace for a lifetime 2.000 OPS

[Twins Twerp]

I wonder if he'll go in with a twins hat on?

[GCTF]

Gardy: Hello? Who is this? I'm trying to get some sleep here.

Front desk: This is the front desk sir. I have Chief on the line again.

snicker...okay it's my turn to call him again.

[ashburyjohn]

Ash!!! Gibbys wife's name is Upper... Last name Sandusky.

Jeez

Husband (in an unnaturally deep husky voice): I love you, baby.

That's the punch line. I am NOT posting the setup.

[Gibby]

I lucked out. I left the U of M, three years into a degree, to go school in RI. I asked my girlfriend to marry me, and support my ass for 4 years. I also asked if she minded much if we put the ring and honeymoon money in the bank for a house. She was all in. When I got out of school, she went to gas passing school, and we managed to make it 28 years without divorcing, killing, or cheating on each other.

[Mike Sixel]

Violence is never the answer, though swearing can be. This thread was very entertaining. I will endeavor for humor tomorrow.

[Gibby]

Violence is never the answer, though swearing can be. This thread was very entertaining. I will endeavor for humor tomorrow.

I love these threads. There is usually some fascinatingly inane material.

[Riverbrian]

Husband (in an unnaturally deep husky voice): I love you, baby.

That's the punch line. I am NOT posting the setup.

Ok... But you are going to force Snepp to make something up to fit that punch line.

[Gibby]

Ok... But you are going to force Snepp to make something up to fit that punch line.

I can't possibly offer up what popped into my head. There is a reason I'm not divorced.


Fuld is awesome.

[ashburyjohn]

I love these threads. There is usually some fascinatingly inane material.

And then there's my contributions.

[Twins Twerp]

That fuld is a quick little f*ld. Like really small tho.