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#141 Gibby

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 02:18 PM

Paris Hilton joke in three... two... one...


What can you do with Diamond Head?

#142 twinscowboysbulls

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 02:18 PM

Negative nancy says "Swarzak is your best option?"

#143 Riverbrian

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 02:19 PM

You got it. I'm at my happiest when I'm cooking for people.


Awesome... Just make sure it's something I can pronounce.

BTW... I think the moderators are gonna crash your place for free food in August.

#144 Gibby

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 02:21 PM

Cool, I'll have my patio done and my Keggerator installed by then.

#145 Riverbrian

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 02:21 PM

You were able to bargain them down from the usual 25 cent increments?


I threw pennies in the basket.

#146 ashburyjohn

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 02:21 PM

What can you do with Diamond Head?


Different facet of the same joke, probably.

#147 twinscowboysbulls

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 02:22 PM

"Swarzaks Stable"

Would've been a sign at the metrodome because Gardy said so!

#148 LaBombo

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 02:22 PM

Chefs get the Rock Start treatment. It was almost as important to be a bit of a character than it was to kick ass in the kitchen. I was a bit of an attention whound back in the day.


Too bad you were ahead of your time, you could be on a chef reality show, or have your own for that matter.

#149 Willihammer

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 02:22 PM

I was a bit of an attention whound back in the day.


Nice save.

#150 GCTF

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 02:24 PM

Negative nancy says "Swarzak is your best option?"


Name a scenario where Swarzak isn't the best option.

Get Ry Cooder to sing my eulogy.


#151 LaBombo

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 02:24 PM

Cool, I'll have my patio done and my Keggerator installed by then.

The family I stayed with in Germany had keg delivery service the way US homes used to have milk delivered.

#152 Craig Arko

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 02:25 PM

I think you are making those places up.


Lucky I didn't mention the first Mars colony, then. Though I doubt that will happen in my lifetime.

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#153 Willihammer

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 02:26 PM

Heckuva stab there

#154 Riverbrian

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 02:26 PM

Name a scenario where Swarzak isn't the best option.


The Canadians have weapons grade uranium stashed somewhere in Alberta. Justin Beiber knows where it is. He will have to be seduced for the information.

Ummm... Ok... You might be right... There isn't a scenerio.

#155 ashburyjohn

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 02:27 PM

The family I stayed with in Germany had keg delivery service the way US homes used to have milk delivered.


Can't get that in Illinois. No wonder they all want to move.

#156 GCTF

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 02:28 PM

Still in the lead. And there was much rejoicing.

Get Ry Cooder to sing my eulogy.


#157 LaBombo

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 02:28 PM

Has there been a Mauer update yet?

#158 Riverbrian

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 02:28 PM

ChiTown isn't here today... I think she is packing and getting out to beat the rush.

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 02:29 PM

Name a scenario where Swarzak isn't the best option.


Swarzak Lettuce Tomato comes in second to Bacon.

#160 Craig Arko

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 02:29 PM

Has there been a Mauer update yet?


Traded to the Red Sox for Bogaerts.

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