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#261 afurry91

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 08:15 PM

Bases juiced!

#262 Riverbrian

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 08:16 PM

Last year's Plouffe would have chased something.

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#263 GCTF

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 08:16 PM

Make Santos L. Helper pay!

Get Ry Cooder to sing my eulogy.


#264 Carole Keller

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 08:16 PM

Oh my
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#265 Riverbrian

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 08:16 PM

Hicks and Escobar pinch hit for... So... Who plays center

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#266 ashburyjohn

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 08:16 PM

Mayo.com diagnostic engine says it's probably Trachselitis. The good news is that there's a new drug in the late stages of FDA approval. The bad news is that the possible side effects include dizziness, blurry vision, random arm movements, and "the condition known as hotdog fingers", whatever that is.


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#267 Carole Keller

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 08:16 PM

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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#268 ashburyjohn

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 08:17 PM

So... Who plays center


Try telling that to Abbott.

#269 Carole Keller

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 08:17 PM

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okay, just really really Ick.
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#270 Scheherezade

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 08:17 PM

Suzuki in center?

#271 LaBombo

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 08:18 PM

Blood moon cycles are faster than Mike Pelfrey pitching out of the stretch

Good pitchers are seldom criticized for working slow. Is it because they tend not to do so, or because crappy pitching in slo-mo is the most painful kind there is?

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#272 Carole Keller

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 08:18 PM

Hicks and Escobar pinch hit for... So... Who plays center

Mastro?
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#273 Riverbrian

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 08:18 PM

It's gotta be Nunez playing CF

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#274 Craig Arko

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 08:18 PM

Hicks and Escobar pinch hit for... So... Who plays center


Mastroianni.

#275 Twins Twerp

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 08:18 PM

Green light em

#276 afurry91

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 08:19 PM

Yea buddy!

#277 Craig Arko

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 08:19 PM

Deduno switched teams.

#278 glunn

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 08:19 PM

Go Twins!!!

#279 Scheherezade

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 08:19 PM

Offensive machine.

#280 Riverbrian

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 08:19 PM

Mastro?


Of Course... Forgot about him.

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