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Thread: Game Thread: Indians@Twins 9/27 7:10PM

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    This is getting off to yet another good start

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    Much more of this and I'll never buy another car from Cleveland.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    I could be wrong but I think they are trying to use sex to sell automobiles.
    Let's just say there wasn't much work done in the office while that young lady was sauntering around.

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    That does it, I was going out to wash and wax my Benz but after that commercial I'm going back to my corner for the evening.
    This comment brought to you from the Rosedale Mall studio by Hamm's Beer, brewed in the land of sky blue waters.

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    Carnac: One thousand wins
    Ed: One thousand wins. That could mean anything.
    Carnac: But according to this hermetically sealed envelope, tonight it will mean only one thing.
    Ed: What?
    Carnac: (Pst, Ed, you're supposed to do the whole Your Magnificence and Hey-Yo thing.)
    Ed: (Oh.) One thousand wins. Hey-yo, Your Magnificence.
    Carnac: May the fleas of a thousand lineup cards infest your cellar.
    Ed: The contents, please?
    Carnac: What didn't save Charlie Manuel either?

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    Quote Originally Posted by VATwinsFan View Post
    Let's just say there wasn't much work done in the office while that young lady was sauntering around.
    I was going to say sashaying, but sauntering is probably more correct.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    I was feverishly going through the Mozart Sonatas while stalling for time, and hadn't gotten to the Concertos yet.
    Shows you what I know, I thought Hyundai made Sonatas.
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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    The joke is clearly about the blond who comes into a library, not the one working there. So I don't see how it could be insulting to you.

    If you weren't blond (currently) you prolly would've picked up on that.
    So if she had dyed her hair red last night she would be smarter today?

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    What the?

    This comment brought to you from the Rosedale Mall studio by Hamm's Beer, brewed in the land of sky blue waters.

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    An outfielder...
    "Maybe you could go grab a bat and ball… and learn something. Maybe you will get it."
    - Strib commenter educating the elitists on the value of RBI's

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    Carnac: "Sashaying and/or sauntering."
    Ed: HA HAAHAHAHAHAAAHHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAAA.
    Carnac: Remember in rehearsal, where you wait for the punchline before your canned guffaw? I know it's tough after a couple dozen highballs, but we're not exactly breaking new ground here.
    Ed: A thousand apologies, your magnificance. Sashaying. And. Or. Sauntering.
    Carnac: What are the Indians doing around the bases tonight?
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    Let's see, 4 runs for the Indians in the 1st.

    I say the Twins stay true to form and go 1-2-3.

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    Twins are now on track for all time record for most runs scored in a game?

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    Quote Originally Posted by glunn View Post
    So if she had dyed her hair red last night she would be smarter today?
    She would raise the average IQ of both groups by doing so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VATwinsFan View Post
    Let's see, 4 runs for the Indians in the 1st.

    I say the Twins stay true to form and go 1-2-3.
    Other bold predictions in VATwinsFan's past:

    It'll be colder come winter.

    The sun will come up in the morning.

    The Vikings won't win the Super Bowl this year.
    Every post is not every other post. - a wise man

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    Other bold predictions in VATwinsFan's past:

    It'll be colder come winter.

    The sun will come up in the morning.

    The Vikings won't win the Super Bowl this year.
    Technically, they aren't out of it yet.

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    Since we really should have some baseball discussion, if the Twins dyed their hair red would they get more hits or pitch better?

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    Other bold predictions in VATwinsFan's past:

    It'll be colder come winter.

    The sun will come up in the morning.

    The Vikings won't win the Super Bowl this year.
    The first two are predictions; the third one is a fact.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glunn View Post
    Twins are now on track for all time record for most runs scored in a game?
    Thank you sir, would like another?

    Or maybe 4 more here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by D. Hocking View Post
    Since we should really have some baseball discussion, it the Twins dyed their hair read would they pitch better or get more hits?
    Probably not, but they'd feel better about it.

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