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    Game Thread: Indians@Twins 9/27 7:10PM

    Indians: SP Corey Kluber

    LF Brantley
    1B Swisher
    2B Kipnis
    DH Santana
    RF Raburn
    SS Cabrera
    C Gomes
    3B Aviles
    CF Stubbs

    Twins: SP Pedro Hernandez

    CF Presley
    2B Dozier
    RF Doumit
    DH Arcia
    C Pinto
    3B Plouffe
    1B Parmelee
    LF Mastroianni
    SS Florimon

    Things to Think About:

    1. Think about the World Watching... Well maybe not the world... But they are watching in Northern Ohio... Central Florida and Northern Texas and a couple of people in Mahnomen.

    2. Think about Pinto... Josmil Pinto... He's been doing pretty good... It's been a good September for him. That may turn into a good April.

    3. Think about Roster Options... The Twins have a couple of options each night and the names seem to change each night.

    4. Think about 1,000 Wins... I want it... I want it... This Year... 2 Wins Needed... 3 games to play. We have to play winning ball from here on out for Gardy to reach 1,000 wins.

    5. Think about Rice Krispies... I stopped eating them... The messages they were giving me each morning were growing more disturbing as the days went by.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    A blonde walks up to the counter and says, "I'd like to order a burger, fries, and a milkshake".

    The lady behind the counter looks at her sternly, and says, "Miss. This is a library!"

    Blonde looks embarrassed, and says, "Sorry. I'd like to order a burger, fries, and a milkshake".

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    A blonde walks up to the counter and says, "I'd like to order a burger, fries, and a milkshake".

    The lady behind the counter looks at her sternly, and says, "Miss. This is a library!"

    Blonde looks embarrassed, and says, "Sorry. I'd like to order a burger, fries, and a milkshake".
    Um, I'm blonde (currently), I work in a library. I think that joke is insulting to me. I give you an infraction.



    I AM kidding. This is the game thread, after all.

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    Man, two consecutive nights of celebrating--Wednesday for clinching a tie for 4th place and last night for clinching 4th.

    That fact that this is solely due to the ineptitude of the B*tch Sox has been duly noted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    5. Think about Rice Krispies... I stopped eating them... The messages they were giving me each morning were growing more disturbing as the days went by.
    I have to respectfully disagree with #5 - "Snap, Crackle, and Pop" changed my life for the better, although I must admit that it is Crackle's fault I have been in the workhouse the last 10 days... stupid Crackle.
    "I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. 'Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky'."
    Henry Jones, Sr.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    Um, I'm blonde (currently), I work in a library. I think that joke is insulting to me. I give you an infraction.
    Sorry. I was just transcribing this Mercedes ad:



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    I hope Ron has a uber-inspiring and passionate speech to give to his ball players before game time.

    Something in the lines of:

    "These last 3 games are our World Series, if we win them all - we are the World Champs! Don't let these scumbags come to our home turf and have their celebration. For these last 3 games and my last 3 games of manager of this team, let's rise above the occasion, let us be the masters of the Cleveland Indians...

    on a side note, offense, we will have to score 15 runs a game."
    "I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. 'Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky'."
    Henry Jones, Sr.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    Sorry. I was just transcribing this Mercedes ad:


    Hmm ... this is where I come in ... do you know what the music is at the end?


    Edit: By the way ... I don't get how that commercial sells a Mercedes. That wouldn't make me want one.
    Last edited by ChiTownTwinsFan; 09-27-2013 at 06:52 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    Hmm ... this is where I come in ... do you know what the music is at the end?
    Classical.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    Classical.
    Um yeah ... now you sound like the blonde in that commercial with that answer.

    (Mozart Piano Concerto No. 21, 2nd mvmt ... just in case you were wondering.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    Sorry. I was just transcribing this Mercedes ad:


    Why are blonde jokes always about women? What about blonde men?

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    Quote Originally Posted by glunn View Post
    Why are blonde jokes always about women? What about blonde men?
    Women are blonde. Men are blond. Duh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    Hmm ... this is where I come in ... do you know what the music is at the end?


    Edit: By the way ... I don't get how that commercial sells a Mercedes. That wouldn't make me want one.
    I would never buy a German or Japanese car -- I am still bitter about WWII.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    Um yeah ... now you sound like the blonde in that commercial with that answer.

    (Mozart Piano Concerto No. 21, 2nd mvmt ... just in case you were wondering.)
    I was feverishly going through the Mozart Sonatas while stalling for time, and hadn't gotten to the Concertos yet.

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    Only 3 more game threads this season. Let's make the most of them. I am praying for at least one Carnak -- and the more the better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bark's Lounge View Post
    "These last 3 games are our World Series...
    I'm sure if wore cleats I would give my all after hearing this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VATwinsFan View Post
    A Fiat commercial filmed outside out office.


    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/kTTmMB0FCx8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
    I could be wrong but I think they are trying to use sex to sell automobiles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    I'm sure if wore cleats I would give my all after hearing this.
    No. I have different plans for you.
    "I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. 'Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky'."
    Henry Jones, Sr.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glunn View Post
    I would never buy a German or Japanese car -- I am still bitter about WWII.
    I'm having trouble getting over that Norman conquest of the Anglo-Saxons, as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    Um, I'm blonde (currently), I work in a library. I think that joke is insulting to me. I give you an infraction.



    I AM kidding. This is the game thread, after all.
    The joke is clearly about the blond who comes into a library, not the one working there. So I don't see how it could be insulting to you.

    If you weren't blond (currently) you prolly would've picked up on that.
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