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    Quote Originally Posted by Oldgoat_MN View Post
    Correia's pitches to the last batter - on Gameday they looked like two of them were barely in the same zip code as the plate. And yet he gets out of the inning.

    For reasons that perplex me I am starting to enjoy Correia sometimes.
    I'm guessing the whiskey helps.
    That post is out of bounds - as per recent changes to the comment policy all mentions of whisky must include age and brand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    Actually ... I had just had a discussion with my sister about her Sisyphusian or Herculean efforts. So it was fresh on the brain. Otherwise I would never had said such a thing.
    I thought you'd been talking to Kevin Slowey.
    This comment brought to you from the Rosedale Mall studio by Hamm's Beer, brewed in the land of sky blue waters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    It follows that a Picture of a Pen is mightier than 1000 Words about a Sword. I am not sure what the equivalence ratio is if instead you have 2000 Words, or only a Picture with the left half cut off or something.
    I was meeting my wife somewhere... She asked me to bring a photo she needed for something.

    Typical guy... I forgot... I showed up... She asked where the picture was... I said... "Would you settle for a thousand words"?

    Turns out they are not equivalent at all.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdahoPilgrim View Post
    That post is out of bounds - as per recent changes to the comment policy all mentions of whisky must include age and brand.
    55. 'merican.

    This is getting too much like facebook.
    Every post is not every other post. - a wise man

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    Actually ... I had just had a discussion with my sister about her Sisyphusian or Herculean efforts.
    I do not understand why Hercules got all the ink in the press about his Herculean efforts, when Testicles never get praised for Testiclean anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    I do not understand why Hercules got all the ink in the press about his Herculean efforts, when Testicles never get praised for Testiclean anything.
    To be fair, personal hygiene wasn't as big a deal back then.

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    Parmelee, Herrmann, Mastroianni (in unison): Strikeouts are Fascist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    Show off.
    Lol ... she posted a picture on facebook of her and a friend rolling a huge boulder up a hill ... what else could I say?

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdahoPilgrim View Post
    That post is out of bounds - as per recent changes to the comment policy all mentions of whisky must include age and brand.
    CHIEF! You been messin' with the editing software again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    I do not understand why Hercules got all the ink in the press about his Herculean efforts, when Testicles never get praised for Testiclean anything.
    You need to go sit in a corner for that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    Lol ... she posted a picture on facebook of her and a friend rolling a huge boulder up a hill ... what else could I say?
    I understand Ron Gardenhire has a picture like this in his office too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdahoPilgrim View Post
    That post is out of bounds - as per recent changes to the comment policy all mentions of whisky must include age and brand.
    Patron, which is really not a whiskey, as it is made with the Agave plant.
    Age, I think, like, May.
    I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost 3 days already.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    I was meeting my wife somewhere... She asked me to bring a photo she needed for something.

    Typical guy... I forgot... I showed up... She asked where the picture was... I said... "Would you settle for a thousand words"?

    Turns out they are not equivalent at all.
    Yeah, she probably gave you WAY more'n a thousand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    Shazam! Is there a game on tonight?
    image.jpg

    Can you get me off the hook? For old times sake.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winston Smith View Post
    You need to go sit in a corner for that!
    And keep my hands where you can see them, I suppose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    CHIEF! You been messin' with the editing software again?
    Editing 'software'??

    um...what?
    Every post is not every other post. - a wise man

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    cmon ... Torii ... GIDP!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    And keep my hands where you can see them, I suppose.
    I don't think any of us want to see what you do with your hands during a Twins game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    I love the word 'Kerfuffle!'
    Thats only because it sounds dirty.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    cmon ... Torii ... GIDP!
    Good call!

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