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    This comment brought to you from the Rosedale Mall studio by Hamm's Beer, brewed in the land of sky blue waters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Willihammer View Post
    Single
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    Twins Baseball™

    *minor correction
    "Maybe you could go grab a bat and ball… and learn something. Maybe you will get it."
    - Strib commenter educating the elitists on the value of RBI's

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winston Smith View Post
    Speaking of urine?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    Hey. You know military stragety. "When the enemy is in range, so are you."
    MAU


    *mutually assured urination
    "Maybe you could go grab a bat and ball… and learn something. Maybe you will get it."
    - Strib commenter educating the elitists on the value of RBI's

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    Quote Originally Posted by snepp View Post
    *minor league lineup
    ftfy

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    I have issued a 30 second ban and a stern warning to Winston for posting disgusting, inappropriate pics.
    Every post is not every other post. - a wise man

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    Little Nicky


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    Quote Originally Posted by Willihammer View Post
    Heh. Look at these fools in their multi-use parks.

    "Fine play by Sogard at the 70 yard line" lol
    Hey, how come a guy named Eric Sogard isn't playing for Minnesota, dontchaknow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    Hey, how come a guy named Eric Sogard isn't playing for Minnesota, dontchaknow?
    Because he changed the spelling from Sjogaard. His parents disowned him.
    Every post is not every other post. - a wise man

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    We should come up with a snarky nickname that captures the Twins "offense." Anyone? Snepp?
    If the old dangerous version of this offense were the Piranhas, maybe now we have the Guppies, who'll gum you to death.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    I have issued a 30 second ban and a stern warning to Winston for posting disgusting, inappropriate pics.
    This comment brought to you from the Rosedale Mall studio by Hamm's Beer, brewed in the land of sky blue waters.

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    So far, it seems to me that KC has some good stuff and is pitching a good game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snepp View Post
    Little Nicky

    Piranha in his natural habitat

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    Well, not that I'm especially playing can-you-top-that, but my wife and I worked for 10 years for a French company.

    Then my last year at IBM I barely dodged the bullet of being partnered with somebody in Bangalore. That woulda been swell.
    I used to have a job as Balloon Holder for a rookie knife thrower at Walmart. Complete Rookie... Just transferred over from Cosmetics.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winston Smith View Post
    when you first see that picture... At that size... You first thought is Yike!!!

    Then you realize that Ike is more appropriate.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Is there like a Tommy John lasik surgery we can give to Plouffe? He is absolutely hopeless against a decent righthanded breaking ball it seems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Willihammer View Post
    Is there like a Tommy John lasik surgery we can give to Plouffe? He is absolutely hopeless against a decent righthanded breaking ball it seems.
    Have Hicks teach him switch-hitting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Willihammer View Post
    Is there like a Tommy John lasik surgery we can give to Plouffe? He is absolutely hopeless against a decent righthanded breaking ball it seems.
    Arcia as well. It's almost as if they forget that the pitcher is likely to throw it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    Well, not that I'm especially playing can-you-top-that, but my wife and I worked for 10 years for a French company.

    Then my last year at IBM I barely dodged the bullet of being partnered with somebody in Bangalore. That woulda been swell.
    Can't believe nobody took a swing at that hangin' curve.

    I am disappoint.
    Every post is not every other post. - a wise man

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    I just checked the PBP and find that while we were farting around, Arcia threw out a runner at the plate. Let's give our young guy credit.

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