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    "Ducks on the pond" as Hawk would say

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    A quick lesson in how not to start a ballgame.


    Pitcher Player Outs Base Score Inning - Bottom 1 LI WE
    L Hendriks A De Aza 0 ___ 0-0 Alejandro De Aza singled to first (Grounder). 0.87 58.4 %
    L Hendriks A Ramirez 0 1__ 0-0 Alexei Ramirez walked. Alejandro De Aza advanced to 2B. 1.37 63.6 %
    L Hendriks C Gillaspie 0 12_ 1-0 Conor Gillaspie singled to left (Fliner (Liner)). Alejandro De Aza scored. Alexei Ramirez advanced to 2B. 1.73 71.7 %
    L Hendriks P Konerko 0 12_ 2-0 Paul Konerko singled to right (Grounder). Alexei Ramirez scored. Conor Gillaspie advanced to 2B. 1.48 78.8 %
    L Hendriks A Dunn 0 12_ 2-0 Adam Dunn flied out to center (Fly). 1.21 75.2 %
    L Hendriks D Viciedo 1 12_ 3-0 Dayan Viciedo singled to right (Grounder). Conor Gillaspie scored. Paul Konerko advanced to 2B. 1.33 81.7 %
    L Hendriks J Danks 1 12_ 3-0 Jordan Danks walked. Paul Konerko advanced to 3B. Dayan Viciedo advanced to 2B. 1.05 84.8 %
    L Hendriks G Beckham 1 123 4-0 Gordon Beckham singled to center (Fliner (Liner)). Paul Konerko scored. Dayan Viciedo advanced to 3B. Jordan Danks advanced to 2B. 1.29 89.3 %
    L Hendriks B Anderson 1 123 4-0 Bryan Anderson flied out to shortstop (Fly). 0.97 86.2 %
    L Hendriks A De Aza 2 123 5-0 Alejandro De Aza walked. Dayan Viciedo scored. Jordan Danks advanced to 3B. Gordon Beckham advanced to 2B. 1.17 90.4 %

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    I wonder if pitchers cry after being removed for doing such a poor job.
    Depends on the contract... Greinke probably not. Hendriks... He might... When you consider the competition for a MLB job a bad performance has to be pretty heavy.
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    "How can Canada produce Tie Domi and not have a better military"?

    "I noticed while robbing the First State Bank last night that if you go into the vault when nobody is looking... You can get away with it".

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    I'm in agony ... and no apple crisp left.
    Yeah... I've been married for awhile... I don't get as much apple crisp anymore.
    "9. Lipstick"

    "How can Canada produce Tie Domi and not have a better military"?

    "I noticed while robbing the First State Bank last night that if you go into the vault when nobody is looking... You can get away with it".

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    Quote Originally Posted by snepp View Post
    A quick lesson in how not to start a ballgame.


    Yeah, Hendriks really Mendonca'd that inning

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    ding ding ding. What does Ramirez win?
    There isn't enough defense on the planet to justify giving 500+ PA to a guy who can barely OPS .600.

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    For Halloween I'm going to dress up as a carousel and go as the White Sox lineup during a Liam Hendriks start

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    Quote Originally Posted by snepp View Post
    A quick lesson in how not to start a ballgame.


    Pitcher Player Outs Base Score Inning - Bottom 1 LI WE
    L Hendriks A De Aza 0 ___ 0-0 Alejandro De Aza singled to first (Grounder). 0.87 58.4 %
    L Hendriks A Ramirez 0 1__ 0-0 Alexei Ramirez walked. Alejandro De Aza advanced to 2B. 1.37 63.6 %
    L Hendriks C Gillaspie 0 12_ 1-0 Conor Gillaspie singled to left (Fliner (Liner)). Alejandro De Aza scored. Alexei Ramirez advanced to 2B. 1.73 71.7 %
    L Hendriks P Konerko 0 12_ 2-0 Paul Konerko singled to right (Grounder). Alexei Ramirez scored. Conor Gillaspie advanced to 2B. 1.48 78.8 %
    L Hendriks A Dunn 0 12_ 2-0 Adam Dunn flied out to center (Fly). 1.21 75.2 %
    L Hendriks D Viciedo 1 12_ 3-0 Dayan Viciedo singled to right (Grounder). Conor Gillaspie scored. Paul Konerko advanced to 2B. 1.33 81.7 %
    L Hendriks J Danks 1 12_ 3-0 Jordan Danks walked. Paul Konerko advanced to 3B. Dayan Viciedo advanced to 2B. 1.05 84.8 %
    L Hendriks G Beckham 1 123 4-0 Gordon Beckham singled to center (Fliner (Liner)). Paul Konerko scored. Dayan Viciedo advanced to 3B. Jordan Danks advanced to 2B. 1.29 89.3 %
    L Hendriks B Anderson 1 123 4-0 Bryan Anderson flied out to shortstop (Fly). 0.97 86.2 %
    L Hendriks A De Aza 2 123 5-0 Alejandro De Aza walked. Dayan Viciedo scored. Jordan Danks advanced to 3B. Gordon Beckham advanced to 2B. 1.17 90.4 %
    I was gonna read this whole thing... But it was obviously redundant so I stopped.
    "9. Lipstick"

    "How can Canada produce Tie Domi and not have a better military"?

    "I noticed while robbing the First State Bank last night that if you go into the vault when nobody is looking... You can get away with it".

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    Ok... On to the second inning.
    "9. Lipstick"

    "How can Canada produce Tie Domi and not have a better military"?

    "I noticed while robbing the First State Bank last night that if you go into the vault when nobody is looking... You can get away with it".

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    Just under an hour to play the first inning.
    There isn't enough defense on the planet to justify giving 500+ PA to a guy who can barely OPS .600.

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    oy. Glad I decided not to go to the game. I have to get up at 7am in the morning to play tennis.
    "Peace, love, dope! Now get the hell out!"
    Resistance is Sisyphusian!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    I wonder if pitchers cry after being removed for doing such a poor job.
    They do if my little league teammate's dad is yelling at them. That dude could make our manager cry.

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    The Sox had more hits w/RISP in the first inning than the Twins have had in the last 6 games (includes this game).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Ok... On to the second inning.
    I'd say something about it not possibly getting any worse, but, I'm not sure I believe that.
    There isn't enough defense on the planet to justify giving 500+ PA to a guy who can barely OPS .600.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LaBombo View Post
    They do if my little league teammate's dad is yelling at them. That dude could make our manager cry.
    Randy Marsh?
    There isn't enough defense on the planet to justify giving 500+ PA to a guy who can barely OPS .600.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Willihammer View Post
    "Ducks on the pond" as Hawk would say
    Hitting Twins pitching is like:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Willihammer View Post
    For Halloween I'm going to dress up as a carousel and go as the White Sox lineup during a Liam Hendriks start
    A photo of Snepp last Halloween

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    "9. Lipstick"

    "How can Canada produce Tie Domi and not have a better military"?

    "I noticed while robbing the First State Bank last night that if you go into the vault when nobody is looking... You can get away with it".

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    cheer up!
    This comment brought to you from the Rosedale Mall studio by Hamm's Beer, brewed in the land of sky blue waters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    A photo of Snepp last Halloween

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    I'm afraid you're mistaken. That's Dave St Peter at a season ticket holder meeting

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    A photo of Snepp last Halloween

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    Well, I've definitely had my last glass of Kool-Aid......thanks.

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