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Thread: Game Thread: Twins@White Sox 9/16 7:10PM

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    Quote Originally Posted by GCTF View Post
    But the bat handling, think of the bat handling.
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    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Its a wonder none of these series games are being picked up nationally

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    He needs a rest... He's facing a tough right hander... He got stuck in Chicago Traffic trying to find your place... He's got a sore throat. The dog ate his batting gloves and... Bert Blyleven said something mean about his Mississippi accent and he refuses to play.
    Okay ... I know this isn't true. I mean, Kenny Williams used to live in my building; so did Octavio Dotel; it can't be THAT hard to get here and around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by righty8383 View Post
    I hate the White Sox so, so much!
    Welcome to the club, righty! And I have to live amongst them!

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    Quote Originally Posted by snepp View Post
    You'd think that itch would have turned into a full-fledged gangrenous sore by now in dire need of amputation.
    More like in dire need of what happened to Jack Nicholson's character at the end of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest....

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    That's why the White Sox will draft before us... Nice turn Beckham.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    lol @ the white sox guys talking about Plouffe ... and then mentioned Sano, pronounced it SANN-o ... with the Chicago 'twang' to boot.

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    The only thing worse right now than being a Twins fan is being a B**tch Sox fan and listening to duh Hawk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex View Post
    More like in dire need of what happened to Jack Nicholson's character at the end of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest....
    That scene was very emotional

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    He needs a rest... He's facing a tough right hander... He got stuck in Chicago Traffic trying to find your place... He's got a sore throat. The dog ate his batting gloves and... Bert Blyleven said something mean about his Mississippi accent and he refuses to play.
    Or maybe he is looking for ChiTown in the hope of scoring some apple crisp before it's all gone.

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    I would've walked Plouffe to face Arcia also. Comparison: I would've walked Bonds to face Kent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glunn View Post
    Or maybe he is looking for ChiTown in the hope of scoring some apple crisp before it's all gone.
    lol ... too late. When I make apple crisp, it's what I eat for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    That is so cute -- I want one.

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    Wtf is it with Arcia and high fast balls???

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    Quote Originally Posted by glunn View Post
    That is so cute -- I want one.
    I don't want one, but I really want to know what in the heck it has in its mouth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    lol ... too late. When I make apple crisp, it's what I eat for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
    So if Dozier showed up at your door with a sad look, there would be no apple crisp for him? You would not offer to make another one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    I don't want one, but I really want to know what in the heck it has in its mouth.
    I assumed that was a bottle with bat baby formula in it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glunn View Post
    So if Dozier showed up at your door with a sad look, there would be no apple crisp for him? You would not offer to make another one?
    Oh, I would most definitely offer to make him one. But that's not what you said before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glunn View Post
    Or maybe he is looking for ChiTown in the hope of scoring some apple crisp before it's all gone.
    Scoring Apple Crisp? Back in my younger days... I used to get a lot of Apple Crisp!!!
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by glunn View Post
    I assumed that was a bottle with bat baby formula in it.
    Oh, I thought it was one of those wax things you used to be able to buy at penny candy stores that was filled with flavored sugar water.

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