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Thread: Game Thread: Twins@Astros 9/3 7:10PM

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    Moderator note: get through bottom of 12th unscathed, then compare Twins/Astros.
    I'll take what's his name over what's his name every day of the week. Thank you very much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    There. Better?

    / edit - what's that about the lemons? She seems contemplative. I like that in a pole vaulter.
    That's not who I was hoping for, but she got it done.

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    AAA power arm at short, right there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by James View Post
    Steal Houston's trainer away from them now! That mustache is amazing!
    Rex Jones? If so, yeah, pretty epic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    I hope you didn't just describe your own preferred method of birth control, glunn.
    OOOOPS -- there goes my bid for PETA man of the year and a date with Pam Anderson.

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    We OWN Houston!
    Every post is not every other post. - a wise man

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    Quote Originally Posted by glunn View Post
    I am not seeing a knife and am hoping that the sheep in that picture is in no danger of getting pregnant.
    Glunn... I hate your attention to details. I had a vasectomy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glunn View Post
    That's not who I was hoping for, but she got it done.
    Oh. McKayla Maroney. Didn't catch your drift at first.

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    Yeah! The Twins can beat the worst team in the league!!!

    We've had trouble with the second worst team in the league though...
    You can come up with statistics to prove anything. Forty percent of all people know that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    We OWN Houston!
    Isn't the option then to rent it out and live in Hell?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    Rex Jones? If so, yeah, pretty epic.

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    Yup. That's the guy. He is the walrus.
    You can come up with statistics to prove anything. Forty percent of all people know that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glunn View Post
    OOOOPS -- there goes my bid for PETA man of the year and a date with Pam Anderson.
    Hi Five!

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    G'night, y'all.

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    Good night everyone. Good times... Good times.
    You can come up with statistics to prove anything. Forty percent of all people know that.

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    Say g'night, Gracie.
    Every post is not every other post. - a wise man

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    Oh. McKayla Maroney. Didn't catch your drift at first.

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    Yes, the lemon eater. I think that she could stop opponents from scoring.

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