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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    Mr. Brooks may have a comment about this.


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    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    Stay away from stingrays then.
    I know... I was almost killed by a couple of them.

    I was in Tampa Florida and I just missed getting run over by Evan Longoria driving a Corvette.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    I know... I was almost killed by a couple of them.

    I was in Tampa Florida and I just missed getting run over by Evan Longoria driving a Corvette.
    Nah ... those are just little ones; they might maim you but they won't kill you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    I know... I was almost killed by a couple of them.

    I was in Tampa Florida and I just missed getting run over by Evan Longoria driving a Corvette.
    Was Tony Parker with her?

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    I'm off to a Canaries game, they're taking on the Winnipeg Blue Bom....errr, Eskim....errr, whatever the hell their name is.


    Hopefully this game turns out as well as the last one I missed.
    "Maybe you could go grab a bat and ball… and learn something. Maybe you will get it."
    - Strib commenter educating the elitists on the value of RBI's

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    Quote Originally Posted by snepp View Post
    I'm off to a Canaries game, they're taking on the Winnipeg Blue Bom....errr, Eskim....errr, whatever the hell their name is.


    Hopefully this game turns out as well as the last one I missed.
    I've still got a Canaries sweatshirt from a road-trip back in the '90s.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    Nah ... those are just little ones; they might maim you but they won't kill you.
    Probably... It was odd... I was walking inside a Target when he drove thru the Electronics Aisle.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Florimon breaks the ice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bark's Lounge View Post
    Was Tony Parker with her?
    No... But that would have made it an interesting story.

    In the car with him was Felicity Huffman... So... It's not that interesting.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    And Dozierzie ruins the shutout. Maybe things are looking up, if Liam keeps his poise and his location.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snepp View Post
    I'm off to a Canaries game, they're taking on the Winnipeg Blue Bom....errr, Eskim....errr, whatever the hell their name is.


    Hopefully this game turns out as well as the last one I missed.
    If North or GCTF were here... They could tell you... But you wouldn't be ale to understand them because of their thick Canadian Accents.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    I've still got a Canaries sweatshirt from a road-trip back in the '90s.
    Just how small is that sweatshirt? And wouldn't a sweatshirt block the use of its wings.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    If North or GCTF were here... They could tell you... But you wouldn't be ale to understand them because of their thick Canadian Accents.
    Too much ale and I start to sound Canuckian too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Just how small is that sweatshirt? And wouldn't a sweatshirt block the use of its wings.
    I deserve that after the stuff I threw at you yesterday about using girls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    I deserve that after the stuff I threw at you yesterday about using girls.
    Actually... The Girls used to use me... And I didn't mind. Cue the Bill Withers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Actually... The Girls used to use me... And I didn't mind. Cue the Bill Withers.
    Ain't no sunshine when she's gone ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Actually... The Girls used to use me... And I didn't mind. Cue the Bill Withers.
    Or cue every male standup comedian ever.

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    Hendriks must be an atheist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    Ain't no sunshine when she's gone ...
    Okay ... you were thinking of a different Withers song ... but that's the most famous one and the first that came to mind

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    Liam Hendricks is why we can't have nice things.

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