Minnesota Twins News & Rumors Forum
Page 7 of 8 FirstFirst ... 5678 LastLast
Results 121 to 140 of 159

Thread: Game Thread: Twins@Tigers 8/22 12:08PM

  1. #121
    Senior Member All-Star LaBombo's Avatar
    Posts
    2,821
    Like
    1,650
    Liked 1,681 Times in 840 Posts
    Blog Entries
    3
    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    Which is why I will never, ever meet any of you in person at a game!
    That's cool, as long as you sit in the same section but don't identify yourself so we can spend the whole game guessing...

  2. #122
    Senior Member All-Star IdahoPilgrim's Avatar
    Posts
    2,421
    Like
    2
    Liked 10 Times in 8 Posts
    Blog Entries
    26
    Quote Originally Posted by glunn View Post
    It is NEVER OK to say ANYTHING about a woman's weight.
    Concur. I once told a woman she looked good and ask if she had lost weight. Immediately she wanted to know if I had thought she looked fat before. Try to do a good deed...

  3. #123
    Head Moderator MVP glunn's Avatar
    Posts
    5,084
    Like
    4,548
    Liked 726 Times in 386 Posts
    Blog Entries
    1
    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    Which is why I will never, ever meet any of you in person at a game!
    I hope that applies only to the Philistines and not to me.

  4. #124
    Twins Moderator All-Star ChiTownTwinsFan's Avatar
    Posts
    4,842
    Twitter
    @Sheradoodles
    Like
    1,429
    Liked 1,948 Times in 1,139 Posts
    Quote Originally Posted by glunn View Post
    I think that skinniness is unattractive. Back in olden times men realized that plumpness is sexy, but somehow that wisdom has been lost for most of us.
    I blame the media for everything.

  5. #125
    Twins Moderator All-Star ChiTownTwinsFan's Avatar
    Posts
    4,842
    Twitter
    @Sheradoodles
    Like
    1,429
    Liked 1,948 Times in 1,139 Posts
    Quote Originally Posted by IdahoPilgrim View Post
    Concur. I once told a woman she looked good and ask if she had lost weight. Immediately she wanted to know if I had thought she looked fat before. Try to do a good deed...
    Once, years ago, when I was truly thing (115-120 lbs), a woman stopped me on the street and asked me when I was due! Ummm .... what??? Of course I was wearing a sun dress which could give the impression I was wearing a maternity dress, but, still ... what??

  6. #126
    Head Moderator MVP glunn's Avatar
    Posts
    5,084
    Like
    4,548
    Liked 726 Times in 386 Posts
    Blog Entries
    1
    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    I blame the media for everything.
    I also thank the media for this, because when I was single I had glorious success walking up to two women and focusing on the plumper one.

  7. #127
    Twins Moderator All-Star ChiTownTwinsFan's Avatar
    Posts
    4,842
    Twitter
    @Sheradoodles
    Like
    1,429
    Liked 1,948 Times in 1,139 Posts
    Quote Originally Posted by glunn View Post
    I hope that applies only to the Philistines and not to me.
    It's possible ... but maybe I lose some weight first! <G>

  8. #128
    Senior Member All-Star LaBombo's Avatar
    Posts
    2,821
    Like
    1,650
    Liked 1,681 Times in 840 Posts
    Blog Entries
    3
    Quote Originally Posted by glunn View Post
    I hope that applies only to the Philistines and not to me.
    WhoaWhoaWhoa there, chief. Some of us prefer to think of ourselves as cretins.

  9. #129
    Head Moderator MVP glunn's Avatar
    Posts
    5,084
    Like
    4,548
    Liked 726 Times in 386 Posts
    Blog Entries
    1
    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    Once, years ago, when I was truly thing (115-120 lbs), a woman stopped me on the street and asked me when I was due! Ummm .... what??? Of course I was wearing a sun dress which could give the impression I was wearing a maternity dress, but, still ... what??
    I will never say anything suggesting that I think that a woman is pregnant unless she is crowning and asks me to help with the delivery.

  10. #130
    Head Moderator MVP glunn's Avatar
    Posts
    5,084
    Like
    4,548
    Liked 726 Times in 386 Posts
    Blog Entries
    1
    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    It's possible ... but maybe I lose some weight first! <G>
    I am not liking that post.

  11. #131
    Twins Moderator All-Star ChiTownTwinsFan's Avatar
    Posts
    4,842
    Twitter
    @Sheradoodles
    Like
    1,429
    Liked 1,948 Times in 1,139 Posts
    I hope Perk has a great 9th. I'm nervous.

  12. #132
    Head Moderator MVP glunn's Avatar
    Posts
    5,084
    Like
    4,548
    Liked 726 Times in 386 Posts
    Blog Entries
    1
    Quote Originally Posted by Shane Wahl View Post
    I think he is going to be around for a few years at least. He and Pinto should provide a good LH/RH situation at C for the Mauer ease-off of that position.
    I love it when one of our true experts visits a game thread. Welcome to the asylum.

  13. #133
    Senior Member All-Star LaBombo's Avatar
    Posts
    2,821
    Like
    1,650
    Liked 1,681 Times in 840 Posts
    Blog Entries
    3
    Quote Originally Posted by glunn View Post
    I wonder if Herrmann has a long-term future with the Twins.
    A younger, cheaper Doumit would be nice, at least until the minor league catching situation sorts itself out.

  14. #134
    Head Moderator MVP glunn's Avatar
    Posts
    5,084
    Like
    4,548
    Liked 726 Times in 386 Posts
    Blog Entries
    1
    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    I hope Perk has a great 9th. I'm nervous.
    If I were there I would offer you a candy bar and some ice cream to calm your nerves.

  15. #135
    Twins Moderator All-Star ChiTownTwinsFan's Avatar
    Posts
    4,842
    Twitter
    @Sheradoodles
    Like
    1,429
    Liked 1,948 Times in 1,139 Posts
    Quote Originally Posted by glunn View Post
    If I were there I would offer you a candy bar and some ice cream to calm your nerves.
    lol ... you are bad ... but I'm not really a candy eater. But the ice cream would be appreciated!

  16. #136
    Twins Moderator MVP ashburyjohn's Avatar
    Posts
    8,685
    Like
    2,656
    Liked 3,308 Times in 1,755 Posts
    Blog Entries
    28
    Carnac flunked yesterday as a Rally Avatar. I'm going to try him out as a Closer, instead.

  17. #137
    Head Moderator MVP glunn's Avatar
    Posts
    5,084
    Like
    4,548
    Liked 726 Times in 386 Posts
    Blog Entries
    1
    Plouffe is long overdue to hit a home run and buy us some insurance.

  18. #138
    Twins Moderator All-Star ChiTownTwinsFan's Avatar
    Posts
    4,842
    Twitter
    @Sheradoodles
    Like
    1,429
    Liked 1,948 Times in 1,139 Posts
    yikes ... I do not like who's up for Detroit.

  19. #139
    Twins Moderator All-Star ChiTownTwinsFan's Avatar
    Posts
    4,842
    Twitter
    @Sheradoodles
    Like
    1,429
    Liked 1,948 Times in 1,139 Posts
    Ack!!!

  20. #140
    Twins Moderator MVP ashburyjohn's Avatar
    Posts
    8,685
    Like
    2,656
    Liked 3,308 Times in 1,755 Posts
    Blog Entries
    28
    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    heh ... should I look for a Ruben painting and claim it's me?
    pee_wee_mug.jpg

Page 7 of 8 FirstFirst ... 5678 LastLast

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
©2014 TwinsCentric, LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Interested in advertising with Twins Daily? Click here.