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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    i think you've presented this pair before.
    Which one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by twinsnorth49 View Post
    ......and?
    And implants make me sad. They don't feel right and they risk the woman's health. I prefer all natural.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    GLORM!!!

    So Good to see you!!!

    Now You Type -- "You were obviously looking at some pretty terrible stuff prior to my arrival".
    Do you have a book of these or do you just invent them when I come in the room? That was an especially funny one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twinsnorth49 View Post
    Well that could have been worse, uglier.... no, worse, yes.
    I once played in a softball tourney game against some AAAAAAAAAA team from the cities.

    Our team won the toss so they started the game by hitting 12 straight no doubters. No home run limit in the tourney. We realized quickly that we may have bit off more than we could chew. Our Speed Oriented defensive squad couldn't do a thing with ball flying 50 feet over the fence. And we thought we were so good... Trying an elite level tourney.

    That was ugly.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by glunn View Post
    And implants make me sad. They don't feel right and they risk the woman's health. I prefer all natural.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by glunn View Post
    And implants make me sad. They don't feel right and they risk the woman's health. I prefer all natural.
    And you live where?
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Bert needs to talk less!
    This comment brought to you from the Rosedale Mall studio by Hamm's Beer, brewed in the land of sky blue waters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Our team won the toss so they started the game by hitting 12 straight no doubters.
    Slo-pitch softball played at the picnic (or sloshed) level is entertaining. Softball played at the highest level is deadly dull.

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    Methinks Pelfrey is going to give us another long night.

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    Pelfrey finally pried his head fro his a**..........I'm sure he'll wedge it in there again however.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glunn View Post
    Do you have a book of these or do you just invent them when I come in the room? That was an especially funny one.
    I started with a website for about two weeks... Then I became too lazy to go to the website... So I've been coming up with my own. Hit and miss... Like most things in life.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winston Smith View Post
    Bert needs to talk less!
    Yeah but... As soon as he does... The screen starts going black and white without the color.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    And you live where?
    Out of 17,786,419 people, It appears Glunn is the only one to not sell out.

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    I need to hear more about this down and away thing some more first

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    Slo-pitch softball played at the picnic (or sloshed) level is entertaining. Softball played at the highest level is deadly dull.
    It was funny... We were winning locally... We had a squad full of guys who could hit and go get it. We thought we should challenge ourselves. We had no idea that softball was played like that.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    It was funny... We were winning locally... We had a squad full of guys who could hit and go get it. We thought we should challenge ourselves. We had no idea that softball was played like that.
    Apparently all they could "go get" was the beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    I started with a website for about two weeks... Then I became too lazy to go to the website... So I've been coming up with my own. Hit and miss... Like most things in life.
    Carnac: Hit and miss.
    Ed: Famous sage and seer, a thousand blessings on your household. "Hit and miss".
    Carnac: No witty banter?
    Ed: I am humbled in your presence.
    Carnac: May the fleas of a thousand camels let you skip a turn this time.
    Ed: You are most gracious.
    Carnac: Hit and miss.
    Ed: The envelope, please?
    Carnac: Compare and contrast Delmon Young on offense and defense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bark's Lounge View Post
    Out of 17,786,419 people, It appears Glunn is the only one to not sell out.
    1,156,084 of them are plastic surgeons. For kids in Southern California... The daddy's got your nose game is legitimately scary.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    do we have the authority to disseminate the accounts of this game? i better call saul.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twinsnorth49 View Post
    Apparently all they could "go get" was the beer.
    Oh Yeah... I brought my beer with me on the field. Never spilled a drop.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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