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Thread: Game Thread: Twins@White Sox 8/11 1:10PM

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    Okay. Back. Toes are pretty. Gonna set up the TV facing the dining room table and get some work done. Glad it's not over after the 1st inning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Mastro can bring some needed speed. The White Sox coaches aren't even bothering to bring the stopwatches to the dugout to time our guys.
    Sundials, eh?

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    Frickin' Doumit. First he causes Mauer to lose his pitch framing capabilities, then he makes Mauer throw like a girl

    Is there no end to the damage this guy does?

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    Kevin Correia, K King?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    Okay. Back. Toes are pretty. Gonna set up the TV facing the dining room table and get some work done. Glad it's not over after the 1st inning.
    I also had my toes done. I didn't like the job she did on them so I sent a message.

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    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    Frickin' Doumit. First he causes Mauer to lose his pitch framing capabilities, then he makes Mauer throw like a girl

    Is there no end to the damage this guy does?
    Dont forget the number he did on Colabello catching flyballs yesterday.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Dont forget the number he did on Colabello catching flyballs yesterday.
    I missed yesterday's game.

    Circumstances.

    Now that I think of it, Doumit's prolly to blame for that, too.

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    Is there going to be any Carnac on this thread today?

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    Okay ... here's a question ... why is Dick Bremer on the Sox broadcast? Does that mean Hawk is on the MN broadcast with Bert?

    Wait ... Bert is on the 'local' broadcast, too ... um ... I'm confused. Not that I don't mind not hearing Hawk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glunn View Post
    Is there going to be any Carnac on this thread today?
    GLORM!!!

    Hello... What's Happening.

    Now you type -- "What's Happening... You will give me a beer and then we will have Rerun".
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    I also had my toes done. I didn't like the job she did on them so I sent a message.

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    Ick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    Okay ... here's a question ... why is Dick Bremer on the Sox broadcast? Does that mean Hawk is on the MN broadcast with Bert?

    Wait ... Bert is on the 'local' broadcast, too ... um ... I'm confused. Not that I don't mind not hearing Hawk.
    They are doing a special dual broadcast combo thing... I don't like White Socks getting mixed up with my Twins.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    Okay ... here's a question ... why is Dick Bremer on the Sox broadcast? Does that mean Hawk is on the MN broadcast with Bert?

    Wait ... Bert is on the 'local' broadcast, too ... um ... I'm confused. Not that I don't mind not hearing Hawk.
    This is confusing me as well.

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    If I heard Hawk on a Twins broadcast, I'd feel dirty.

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    C'mon, one little single with a RISP!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stringer bell View Post
    C'mon, one little single with a RISP!
    Nope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stringer bell View Post
    C'mon, one little single with a RISP!
    Thats like asking to find a $100 bill on the sidewalk. Sometimes it happens!
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    Ed: I hold in my hand this hermetically sealed envelope, which has been stored in a safe at Funk and Wagnall's headquarters in Burbank.

    Carnac: (takes envelope) I must have complete silence. (holds envelope to corner of huge headgear)

    //sound of Ed chuckling//

    Carnac: "Shoo-be-do-be-doo."

    Ed: "Shoo-be-do-be-doo."

    Carnac: after exchanging grins with Ed and audience: "May a crazed Russian weighlifter clean and jerk your sister."

    Ed: loud guffaws...pause...(quietly) "shoo-be-do-be-doo."

    Carnac: "What do you look for when tracking a shoo-be-do-be."

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    Carnac: Carnac.
    Ed: What? Uh, I'm Ed. *You're* Carnac.
    Carnac: No, o rotund one, that's the answer to what it says on the card inside this envelope. "Carnac".
    Ed: My apologies, insightful one. I misunderstood.
    Carnac: May the fleas that infest Ryan Doumit's catcher's mitt find a home in your athletic supporter.
    Ed: Hey-yo! And now, the contents of that envelope?
    Carnac: "What do you call the special skill needed to commit grand theft auto?"

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    heh. you guys make it difficult for me to get my work done.

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