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    Wait...it's ok if you go with the neighbor lady to the party, but her husband would object to a pic?

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    Woo Dozier!

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    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Darn. I was in a self-loathing mood and looking forward to the usual carnage
    Bring a song and a smile for the banjo,
    Better get while the gettin's good
    Catch a ride to the end of the highway
    Where the neons turn to wood

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibby View Post
    I would, but if her husband caught wind of it he would try to beat me up.
    Go ahead, no worries- we got your back!

    Hey why are the Twins batting a pitcher second in the order??

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    Wait...it's ok if you go with the neighbor lady to the party, but her husband would object to a pic?
    Um yeah, pictures on the internet never bit anyone in the butt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by big dog View Post
    Go ahead, no worries- we got your back!

    Hey why are the Twins batting a pitcher second in the order??
    Thanks, but I could destroy him.

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    Is he on TD?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibby View Post
    I would, but if her husband caught wind of it he would try to beat me up.
    Tell him the phots are not for you... It's for a bunch of friends.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibby View Post
    Um yeah, pictures on the internet never bit anyone in the butt.
    I would be more concerned about a punch to the face, but I don't know your neighbors, so...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibby View Post
    Um yeah, pictures on the internet never bit anyone in the butt.
    Well, except for the pictures on the internet of people being bit in the butt.

    Or so I've heard, anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    Wait...it's ok if you go with the neighbor lady to the party, but her husband would object to a pic?
    Why don't you just get a picture of them standing together. You can take pictures of all of your neighbors to disguise your true intentions and only post the one that everyone here wants to see.
    You can come up with statistics to prove anything. Forty percent of all people know that.

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    ugh ... gonna be one of those night with mlb.sucky.tv

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    Well, except for the pictures on the internet of people being bit in the butt.

    Or so I've heard, anyway.
    Yeah, I've got this friend who told me there's a lot of weird photos on the internet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Tell him the phots are not for you... It's for a bunch of friends.
    I can see this now:

    Gibby: Hey, can I post pictures of your scantily-clad wife on the internet for other people to look at?

    Neighbor's husband:

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    What time does tonight's game start, anyway?

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    wooo ... gonna be a short night for Shields

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    Now, why couldn't Justin start doing this a month ago?

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    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by James View Post
    Why don't you just get a picture of them standing together. You can take pictures of all of your neighbors to disguise your true intentions and only post the one that everyone here wants to see.
    He's out of town.

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