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    Game Thread: Royals@Twins 7/30 7:10PM

    Royals: SP Ervin Santana

    LF Gordon
    1B Hosmer
    DH Butler
    C Perez
    RF Lough
    2B Tejada
    3B Moustakas
    SS Escobar
    CF Dyson

    Twins: SP Mike Pelfrey

    LF Thomas
    2B Carroll
    C Mauer
    1B Morneau
    RF Doumit
    DH Colabello
    3B Plouffe
    CF Hicks
    SS Florimon

    Things to think about:

    1. Think about Justin Morneau... Are we watching the final game of Justin Morneau in a Twins uniform. Maybe... Maybe Not... We will find out soon enough... Tonight's game is worth watching just in case it is. Justin has been a long time Twin. He's one of us.

    2. Think about Mike Pelfrey... He's been rolling good... He needs to keep rolling.

    3. Think about the Royals Lineup... What are these guys... Lots of young talent... The lineup on paper looks like it could do some damage. On the field... They haven't done a ton of damage but they do seem to be improving a little.

    4. Think about Joe Mauer... He's back... He needs to hit two home runs... One for each baby daughter.

    5. Think about Ham... What exactly was cured ham... Cured of?
    Last edited by Riverbrian; 07-30-2013 at 05:56 PM.
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    Hey, I'm going to the game tomorrow. Maybe I'll catch Morneau's/Duensing's/Carrol's last game as a Twin.
    To answer your question about ham... it was cured of swine flu.

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    No Dozier, probably the back thing. I sincerely hope it is close to the last time Devil Eyes starts in right field.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danchat View Post
    Hey, I'm going to the game tomorrow. Maybe I'll catch Morneau's/Duensing's/Carrol's last game as a Twin.
    To answer your question about ham... it was cured of swine flu.
    Trade deadline is 3:00 before tomorrow nights game.
    This comment brought to you from the Rosedale Mall studio by Hamm's Beer, brewed in the land of sky blue waters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stringer bell View Post
    I sincerely hope it is close to the last time Devil Eyes starts in right field.
    ???
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    Just want everyone to know... Like our pitcher tonight... I am also... Free of Pells"...
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winston Smith View Post
    Trade deadline is 3:00 before tomorrow nights game.
    Good to know.

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    Devil eyes? I'm gonna need a closer look...


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    Joe might be able to use his yellow fingernails to entertain the babies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Just want everyone to know... Like our pitcher tonight... I am also... Free of Pells"...
    I heard you had bats in your Pelfrey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibby View Post
    I heard you had bats in your Pelfrey.
    Nope I had Pats in my Pelfrey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Nope I had Pats in my Pelfrey.

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    Alright... Offense explosion time.
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    The bottom half may be more potent than the top.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chance View Post
    The bottom half may be more potent than the top.
    I know... Our Twins bat in the bottom half... Of the inning.

    Bottom Half... Of the standings.
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    Is it just me or does Thomas constantly look like he's scared to death?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    I know... Our Twins bat in the bottom half... Of the inning.

    Bottom Half... Of the standings.
    I like to think these two things are unrelated.

    i was hoping to see Bernier out there again.

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    That's what he do

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    Quote Originally Posted by VATwinsFan View Post
    Is it just me or does Thomas constantly look like he's scared to death?
    He is... Cuz... Doumit is always around.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VATwinsFan View Post
    Is it just me or does Thomas constantly look like he's scared to death?
    Haha, yeah he does.

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