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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    I'm actually more curious, which means I'm hardly curious at all, what Mauer will name his twins than I am what the royal baby will be named.
    You know one of them will be named after Grampa.

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    Quote Originally Posted by big dog View Post
    Here's a picture of me and my Gibson:
    It's possible you have the strap adjusted improperly.

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    I'm going with Jake and John.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CairoCrown View Post
    Filed under "Unlikely Statistics"
    Joe "Iron Man" Mauer

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    "9. Lipstick"

    "How can Canada produce Tie Domi and not have a better military"?

    "I noticed while robbing the First State Bank last night that if you go into the vault when nobody is looking... You can get away with it".

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    It's possible you have the strap adjusted improperly.
    Anyone can play a guitar held horizontally. It's playing one held vertically that gets you the cool gigs.

    I'm glad Doumit caught that third out without getting hurt. He was fighting that pretty hard but made it work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by big dog View Post
    I'm going with Jake and John.
    Minnie and Paul

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    "9. Lipstick"

    "How can Canada produce Tie Domi and not have a better military"?

    "I noticed while robbing the First State Bank last night that if you go into the vault when nobody is looking... You can get away with it".

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    Quote Originally Posted by big dog View Post
    I'm going with Jake and John.
    Are they both boys? Guess I wasn't keeping up with the pregnancy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Mike Nesmith.

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    Dave St. Peter: Hey Joe, any chance you can name your kids Minnie and Paul?
    Joe Mauer: No.
    DSP: Come on! This is a great marketing opportunity!
    JM: Look, I didn't speak up when you sold my side burns, but this is too far.
    DSP: Fair enough. Say have I ever told you that I graduated from UND?
    JM . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Dang...I thought I got that one removed. That was really a rough morning.

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    Strike four to Colabello.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    Strike four to Colabello.
    Yeah, and I don't think he got a good swing at any of the four.

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    Babies should be named with initials that spell something.

    If a boy...

    I like Brian for a first name...
    Middle name should start with an A... So how bout Aardvark.

    There ya go... Brian Aardvark Mauer... Initials BAM... Baby Bam Bam... It's perfect.
    "9. Lipstick"

    "How can Canada produce Tie Domi and not have a better military"?

    "I noticed while robbing the First State Bank last night that if you go into the vault when nobody is looking... You can get away with it".

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    Strike 2 to Trumbo was an absolutely filthy pitch. I hope Gibson can repeat that consistently.

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    Whatever Joe names him, don't name him Lou. Then Gardy will call him Lousy

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    Are they both boys? Guess I wasn't keeping up with the pregnancy.
    The Mauers chose not to learn the gender.
    "9. Lipstick"

    "How can Canada produce Tie Domi and not have a better military"?

    "I noticed while robbing the First State Bank last night that if you go into the vault when nobody is looking... You can get away with it".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Willihammer View Post
    Whatever Joe names him, don't name him Lou. Then Gardy will call him Lousy
    *Clap, clap, clap*

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    Outside the hospital in England waiting for a baby prince

    outside the hospital in St Paul waiting for Joes babies

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winston Smith View Post
    Outside the hospital in England waiting for a baby prince

    outside the hospital in St Paul waiting for Joes babies
    If you look closely, you can see Snepp in both pictures. Weird.

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