07-19-2013, 03:09 PM #21
07-19-2013, 03:11 PM #22
I enjoy fishing. I define fishing as drinking beer in a rowboat on a sunny day, about 20 yards from shore. There, I think I'm caught up - game thread started early and I didn't.
07-19-2013, 03:17 PM #23
We must be really anxious for Twins baseball if we're already up to 23 posts before the lineups are announced.You can come up with statistics to prove anything. Forty percent of all people know that.
07-19-2013, 03:18 PM #24
If... Worms make effort to avoid water... How do Fish know that they like eating them?
And... If Cats avoid water... And they do... How do Cats know that they like eating Fish?
The questions we run across in life are vast and difficult.A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".
07-19-2013, 03:20 PM #25
07-19-2013, 03:26 PM #26
ChiTown, we need up to the minute updates from Vegas until game time!
07-19-2013, 03:34 PM #27
07-19-2013, 03:45 PM #28
I think underwater must be an interesting place to view.
All the Different plant species... Different kinds of fish... Big and Small. A collection of different items that are accidentally and purposely dropped from boats... Jimmy Hoffa and Homeowners hit hard by the housing bubble collapse.A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".
07-19-2013, 04:04 PM #29
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07-19-2013, 04:43 PM #32
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07-19-2013, 05:21 PM #33
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07-19-2013, 05:28 PM #35
Interesting Lineup... Plouffe has been moved to the 2 hole. It looks like Doumit is about to become a RF guy with Parm and Arcia in Rochester.
Dozier - 2B
Plouffe - 3B
Mauer - C
Morneau - 1B
Doumit - RF
Colabello - DH
Hicks - CF
Thomas - LF
Florimon - SSA Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".
07-19-2013, 05:43 PM #36
1. A Catfish has a better chance of having to pay an electric bill.
2. You don't have to smoke an Iraqi Woman for improved flavor.
3. A Catfish has Barbels... An Iraqi Woman has Barbarians.
4. Catfish are known as an invasive species... An Iraqi Woman is known as an invaded species.
5. In terms of diet... Catfish are scavengers... In terms of diet... Iraqi Woman are scavengers. OK... No Difference with that one. Move on to #6.
6. Women make up 65% of the population in Iraq... Catfish make up 30%
7. Iraqi Women must wear black clothing and a veil in public... Catfish shop at JC Penney.
I was trying to get to 10 but that's all I got... I apologize for failing.
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07-19-2013, 05:44 PM #37
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I feel like we should give Correia a couple of at bats here and there. He has only grounded in 1 double play in his career. Give him a shot!
07-19-2013, 05:47 PM #38
Ok... I thought of one more.
8. Finding a Catfish in Northern Ontario is very common... Finding an Iraqi Woman in Northern Ontario... You have to document it and notify the Department of Natural resources.A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".
07-19-2013, 05:49 PM #39
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My money's on the Italian tonight. 2-4, Double, 1st Career HR, 2 RBI.
Č meglio vivere un giorno come un leone che 100 anni come una pecora!"I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. 'Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky'."
―Henry Jones, Sr.
07-19-2013, 05:54 PM #40