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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    Same pedi too?
    Unfortunately no, I need to work on that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glunn View Post
    Have you been to Vegas before? If not, then there may be some helpful tips you should know, such as never use your real name.
    Thats a Good Point... You could use ChiTownVikesFan
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by glunn View Post
    Have you been to Vegas before? If not, then there may be some helpful tips you should know, such as never use your real name.
    No, first time

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    Yes CTTF. Tell them you are "glunn".
    That one's never been used, so it should work fine. Best to use a different name each time you go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Is that you at the Pool or in the Shower?
    Um, hmm, post shower

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    No, first time
    Be sure to tell them that. They'll be gentle.

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    The First time is always a special moment in a girls life.

    We should all be giving her advice right now.

    1. Don't use your real name.
    2. If you get ahead on a slot machine... Walk Away... And never play them again!!!

    whose got 3 4 and 5?
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by glunn View Post
    I have gone days in Vegas without placing a bet. I prefer the living art museum and the buffets.
    When using the term "Living Art Museum". Do you mean "people watching" or are you referring to the "Erotic Heritage Museum?"

    Either one is a good choice, but only one can be exclusively had in Las Vegas.
    Last edited by Bark's Lounge; 07-19-2013 at 10:32 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    The First time is always a special moment in a girls life.

    We should all be giving her advice right now.

    1. Don't use your real name.
    2. If you get ahead on a slot machine... Walk Away... And never play them again!!!
    I can personally attest to #2.

    3, Sample small potions of what looks good at the buffet then come back later with larger plates for what you like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bark's Lounge View Post
    When using the term "Living Art Museum". Do you mean "people watching" or are you referring to the "Erotic Heritage Museum?"
    National sex addiction hotline (877-259-5634), my brother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glunn View Post
    3, Sample small potions of what looks good at the buffet then come back later with larger plates for what you like.
    Any good SABR member will tell you to be wary of Small Sample Size.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    Be sure to tell them that. They'll be gentle.
    Do I have to? What would happen if I said I've been here many times?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    Do I have to? What would happen if I said I've been here many times?
    Pretty much the same. I lied about them ever being gentle about extracting money from your wallet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bark's Lounge View Post
    When using the term "Living Art Museum". Do you mean "people watching" or are you referring to the "Erotic Heritage Museum?"

    Either one is a good choice, but only one can be exclusively had in Las Vegas.
    No people watching in Vegas?

    The Erotic Heritage Museum
    3275 Industrial Road
    Las Vegas, NV 89109
    (702) 369-6442

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    Pretty much the same. I lied about them ever being gentle about extracting money from your wallet.
    National Honesty Hotline 867-5309
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    National Honesty Hotline 867-5309
    Touché, Jenny.

    / CTTF: notice this is French

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    Quote Originally Posted by glunn View Post
    No people watching in Vegas?

    The Erotic Heritage Museum
    3275 Industrial Road
    Las Vegas, NV 89109
    (702) 369-6442
    Thank goodness. That was the answer I was hoping for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glunn View Post
    I can personally attest to #2.

    3, Sample small potions of what looks good at the buffet then come back later with larger plates for what you like.
    3. Is a good one. I'm gonna remember that for every buffet.

    OK

    4. If you want to get into some of big shows for free... Use the back entrance... Walk in Topless with a real tall funny hat and lots of feathers.

    5. The Drinks are free for a reason... That doesn't mean you shouldn't drink them.

    6. At the Blackjack Table... Do not Split Fives!!!

    7. If you see OJ... Just walk away.

    8. When playing Roulette... It does no good to argue about what you consider an odd number.

    9. LIPSTICK

    Good Night
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by glunn View Post
    Sample small potions
    I do this on a regular basis, and on a grand scale. I am not a Wizard or Warlock yet.
    Last edited by Bark's Lounge; 07-19-2013 at 10:51 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    3. Is a good one. I'm gonna remember that for every buffet.

    OK

    4. If you want to get into some of big shows for free... Use the back entrance... Walk in Topless with a real tall funny hat and lots of feathers.

    5. The Drinks are free for a reason... That doesn't mean you shouldn't drink them.

    6. At the Blackjack Table... Do not Split Fives!!!

    7. If you see OJ... Just walk away.

    8. When playing Roulette... It does no good to argue about what you consider an odd number.

    9. LIPSTICK

    Good Night
    One of your better nights. You should have your own radio show.

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