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    Quote Originally Posted by jokin View Post
    You're certainly entitled to skipping over the topic of discussion. America is a great country that way.
    Yeah but tolerance can work both ways. Enjoy the game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by big dog View Post
    Naked before or after taking out? ... Wait, don't really tell us. Please.
    Both... Of course... You'd be surprised how fast the service is when u walk in naked.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdahoPilgrim View Post
    Who said anything about consistency and Goldilocks? I've got a pot roast named Gibson planned for Sunday that I'm getting ready.
    Uhh, you did? Goldilocks/"just right" ... it was you who opened this can of lentil soup..... they do seem to go together....like steak and fries, beans and franks, sage and thyme.....

    Using further metaphor deconstruction, re: your Gibson Pot Roast, are you now declaring that I too should plan to kill the fatted calf in anticipation of the celebratory feast to mark the return of the prodigal prospect come Sunday night?
    Last edited by jokin; 06-21-2013 at 10:59 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by big dog View Post
    Yeah but tolerance can work both ways. Enjoy the game.
    I promise to be very tolerant of your right not to have to read things you have no interest in.

    And thanks, be assured that I will enjoy beating up on the Indians tonight. Same goes back to you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    I'm ready... I'm alone in a Hotel in Bismarck... I'm naked... Buffalo Wings Take out and the Twins are on... Life is good!!!
    The problem with riding a nag like Walters is eventually you end up broken down and stranded....alone and naked....in a hotel in Bismarck...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jokin View Post
    The problem with riding a nag like Walters is eventually you end up broken down and stranded....alone and naked....in a hotel in Bismarck...
    Jeez... You make it sound like its a bad thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Jeez... You make it sound like its a bad thing.
    Only if you decide to call one of the escorts whose photo you're browsing. You think you're choosing between Ginger and Mary Anne, but it's really Rosie Odonel and Melissa McCarthy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by diehardtwinsfan View Post
    Only if you decide to call one of the escorts whose photo you're browsing. You think you're choosing between Ginger and Mary Anne, but it's really Rosie Odonel and Melissa McCarthy.
    So... The advertising could be misleading? If they are toothless... They won't list that?
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    I liked Deduno's first much better than his second.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    So... The advertising could be misleading? If they are toothless... They won't list that?
    Nope... Go put your clothes back on.

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    One run... No problem... Clete will get us going... Clete made a great throw... And how many times have you seen it... A guy makes a great play in the field... And leads off the inning with something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    One run... No problem... Clete will get us going... Clete made a great throw... And how many times have you seen it... A guy makes a great play in the field... And leads off the inning with something.
    He's apparently saving the something for runners on so people can call him clutch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by diehardtwinsfan View Post
    He's apparently saving the something for runners on so people can call him clutch.
    What the? Cliches don't work anymore?
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    I am starting to wonder if Parm should go back to AAA so that he can get more at bats instead of sitting on the bench so much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glunn View Post
    I am starting to wonder if Parm should go back to AAA so that he can get more at bats instead of sitting on the bench so much.
    GLORM!!!

    How's a beer sound Glorm?

    Now you type -- Glug Glug Glug
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    Quote Originally Posted by glunn View Post
    I am starting to wonder if Parm should go back to AAA so that he can get more at bats instead of sitting on the bench so much.
    We've faced a string of lefties.
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    Can't believe a run scored off that ball to Dozier.
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    Are they really giving him a sac fly on that?

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    Anyone want to wait for a mistake pitch....nah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    Are they really giving him a sac fly on that?
    It could be... I'd call that an error.
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