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Thread: Game Thread: Twins @ Nationals, 6/9 - 6:05pm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bark's Lounge View Post
    I hope he makes it. If not, I would prop his carcass up at third when we are in the field and prop his carcass up at the plate when his time at bat comes. Being deceased, offensively, he cannot be anywhere close to as bad as that middle aged leprechaun we have at the hot corner right now.

    This could be fun! It could be us Twins fan's version of "Weekend at Bernies".
    I once had a screenplay idea back in the 80's... It was about a guy who accidentally kills someone and while trying to cover up his mistake he accidentally keeps on killing people each in bizarre and unique ways... All by total accident.

    It was a Comedy!!!

    I think I wrote about 3 pages and then Weekend at Bernie's came out and I just stopped.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Dozier over doumit?

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    HErr-MANN strikes again.
    "Maybe you could go grab a bat and ball… and learn something. Maybe you will get it."
    - Strib commenter educating the elitists on the value of RBI's

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    mauersy

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    Quote Originally Posted by snepp View Post
    HErr-MANN strikes again.
    I think he should play again.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    We're comin'!
    "Maybe you could go grab a bat and ball… and learn something. Maybe you will get it."
    - Strib commenter educating the elitists on the value of RBI's

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    /jamshot
    "Maybe you could go grab a bat and ball… and learn something. Maybe you will get it."
    - Strib commenter educating the elitists on the value of RBI's

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    In play no out!!!!!!

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    Boooo.
    "Maybe you could go grab a bat and ball… and learn something. Maybe you will get it."
    - Strib commenter educating the elitists on the value of RBI's

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    Hammer drama didnt take long at all.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    I turned the radio on just in time to hear the hammer pop out. rats

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    Quote Originally Posted by snepp View Post
    We're comin'!
    We're not.
    Chris Hermann solves everything. hat tip to jokin

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    Oh here u r?

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    I was at the game as well - and had the same thought on the middle infield.

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